/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46226804
>I don't want to marry her, I just want sex.
This guy.

>>46032012
Imagine getting filtered by a stage 3 boss lul
Try again when you feel like winning

>>45630282
"Now, I've told you what you want to know, so, you'll have to tell me something in return. How did you get that bratty Celestial to tell you about our arrangement?"

"We beat it out of her." Seija boasted with a toothy grin.

That was no mean feat. Tenshi had strength to spare and the wits to use it. Such strength could be of use to Yukari in the upcoming battle, perhaps I should've brought a shovel with me...

"I wouldn't go that far. We picked the stage, had all the cards, and really, we sort of goaded her into telling us. Although I suppose there's something to be said about forward thinking." He smiled, looking at Seija who glared back at him.

A very Yakumo-like move. I really should keep at least a trowel by my side for meetings like this. Rinnosuke had that compact one that almost looked like a weapon, perhaps I should make a purchase.

"Our turn, you and a few others are obviously going to stand against our benefactor. Tell me, how will you ensure there's a Gensokyo left after you've won?" Goro asked.

"They're more ways to depose of someone then they're hues of flowers I've planted. Yukari doesn't need to die to know defeat." I stated with a glare.

"And then how about after? Yukari's duties as a sage go beyond her presence, she shown me much of it, who'll take over those duties?"

"Someone else's concern. Anon will walk free and be with his daughter, this is all that matters to me." I said. "Now, you've rudely asked two questions, so I will take three in exchange. What do you know of the Yakumo's preparations, name your allies, and tell me both of your capabilities." I said with what I thought was a casual smile, the kind I used for fighting annoying opponents.

"The building's a veritable gap minefield, a whole invincible and shifting house of horrors, and the area around it is well within our control by the Yamawaro clan's influence. Not that any of it will matter after first contact." Goro sighed. "As for allies, we have a Taoist witch, the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Kiketsu family, a strange oni I've been trying to meet with, and plenty of Tengu from all the different castes. Kasen's loyalty is a bit of a wild card, but I'm including her in the ever growing error margin of strategy that will be this little kerfuffle." Goro answered, stirring a finger as if it were a ladle for some stew.

"As for our capabilities, we flip things, talk people's ear's off, take beatings for that gap bitch, and spy on people who get off on not being seen, like that sunflower who's been mouthing off about my split ends. Yeah, I hear you, you sleepy bitch. How about I flip your blooming season so you'll see how hard hair care is in the dry season huh? Bet you won't be talking shit when your petals are freezing off."

First it's a small snort, then a giggle, until finally I join the full on chorus of laughter with my fields.

"Ha! I casually ask for the information, which, heh, if volunteered by you would amount to treason to your master, and you just tell me without the slightest bit of haggling? What's more, ha, you just come out and say you can spy on even my flower's private little chats?" I laugh and laugh, before pointing my parasol toward the two.

Mayhaps I could brush them off as insignificant if it was just thrashing Tenshi, but genuine spies and eavesdroppers? Two omni-present sages were quite enough for that thank you. It's not as if Seija would be missed and I doubt Reimu would mind if I dealt with a human who strayed a little too far from the path.

"Well of course. You answered our invasive questions, so I answered yours. It was a fair trade." Goro said with a placid expression.

"And If you think we're going down to that casual, oversized, slow-moving danmaku of yours, know that we'll at least uproot half the garden of the sun before it's done." Seija threatened, not as a jeer, but with a look of fierce determination.

"Ha. Just a little joke." I said, setting the parasol down and relaxing in the bench seat. Yukari can use all the tricks and espionage she wants, I'd crush all of it in the end for Anon and Hana's sake. If I wanted to paint my garden red, I could just plant Spider Lilies another year after all.

"Ha, I'm glad." Goro said exhaling. "Something my Father told me made me suspect you were kind and civil woman."

"Instead of some slasher monster that uses corpses as fertilizer." Seija finished.

"Well of course not, composting humans can lead to nutrient rich soil, but it's hardly worth the vengeful spirit infestation." I answered, somewhat confused.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEARN?! SHE CALLED HERSELF HEARN?!
HAAA....haaa...i'm sorry...
I just... i-*WHEEZE* HEARN!

Oh look, it's this one again.
This'll be funny.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>45136765
'top 'eplacing 'he 'irst 'etter 'f 'very 'ord 'ith 'n 'postrophe!! 't's 'ot 'unny, 't 'eels 'ude 'nd 'akes 'ords 'trange 'o 'ronounce!!

>>44984740
>>44984785
At least I know she will never leave me

>>44841837
That's just sad and pathetic, Yukari.
What next, you spend your days trying to improve the quality of life of the average Gensokyo inhabitand and petting soft animals because you love them so much?

>>44790736
>At least they stay self-contained to a single general and don't infest the other threads.
Pull the other one anon, holospammers are famous for sperging out when their thread dies or hits postlim.
You'd think it was a raid were it not for the fact it's done every single time.

>>44735113
The plot of TH19 is just decent but it is written so fucking well, and keeps you hooked. Special mention to how the character dialogues mesh with each other in their respective stories. It's interesting to see what the characters are thinking to themselves in their respective routes before they encounter each other and share the same dialogue, then after a win/loss you get to see what would happen should the character win/lose.
However, coming from a PoDD and PoFV all character 1cc run (except Komachi and Shikieiki, fucking Extra mode...) the gameplay of TH19 is garbage. It has grown on me a bit especially how each character gets their own unique shot type and gimmick, but overall doesn't hold a candle to the Phantasmagoria games and feels like a slog to play. It seems like ZUN made this game with Human vs. Human multiplayer in mind because compared to Story mode, having only 1 card makes games extremely dull and the CPU (tested with Normal) isn't that good at using its charge attacks or sending bullets over. Not to mention the lack of a replay system which makes the game feel even more barebones.

>>44746094
I don't understand what's the issue yhe other anons have with Yuuka, she has a great spread shot which isn't THAT weak like other spread shots in the other games. I've had bosses die faster with her compared to with Reimu for some reason. The coverage is great and like the other anon said, you don't have to worry about parts of the game where enemies come from the sides, which is the majority of Stages 2, 3, 4, and 5.

>>44689884
Post the full image at least

she's pretty i think

>>44188128
Well anything's possible with slavery anon

>>44149882
>are a sluts
ESL moment.
getthefuckouttahere

>>43786297
>Difficult fight, but I can still win
>Yuuka motherfucking Kazami

Can't make this shit up. What are you going to do?
Threaten her garden? Have fun with a parasol lodged in the space where your heart was.

There are more ridiculous things in this list, but this one stands out to me.

>>43740349
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA no.
We pirated it. Check the archives, or someone might have posted it before here.

>>43472266
>Hololive is otaku culture.

>>43450399
>>43456774
guys just admit you're pussies.
You'll never have a youkai wife, so it's not like you have anything to lose anymore.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

no link to the downgraded gta sa?

>>43283457
Least emo grimfag.

>>43143962
I'd still eat it.
I might be insane, but that just means we can both be insane together.

>>43129543
t. Has no argument to the fact his d-tier fanfiction worldbuilding is stupid.