/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Let me warn you guys about pissing in bottles. I piss in bottles sometimes and when they get smelly I usually use soap to get the crusty minerals out of the bottom. This time there were too many and it smelled really bad so I thought it would work if I threw bleach into the bottle.

As soon as I put bleach into the bottle it started fizzing like crazy and I got all light headed and my nose began to burn and I had to pour the bottle of piss-bleach into the toilet. I never flush my toilet so it bubbled some more and made even more stink and I had to evacuate the house while coughing and gagging.

My mom came in and wondered what the terrible smell was and I had to tell her the truth. She said I was a moron since I have a bathroom right next to my room and don't need a piss bottle, and that I made chlorine gas which could have caused permanent brain damage. We had to open all the windows and let the house air out before my dad found out and kicked my ass for pissing in a bottle.

So my lesson to you my bottle-pissing brothers, DO NOT MIX BLEACH WITH PISS CRYSTALS as you will make chlorine gas and may die. Luckily all I got was a nose that bled for a week and a really bad headache.

>>7907224
Who gives a shit, this is science!
Besides, you talk about what people should be doing for others, but what have you done? At least these guys are doing something productive.