/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>yknow mr human I got plenty more drinks and even some (uhh, what did they call it again?) err, pragmatic rock records back at my place! You should totally come along... Yes it's in the woods but don't worry it's a real, ehehe, modern place
>only rule is no cell phones or tools on you. Sorry, house policy! You should keep those at home when you come to visit. It'll be fun, promise!

>>33314822
greetings fellow lurker
t./x/fag

>hey cutie are u a beaver? cuz dam
>maybe you could kiss me on the lips... then come up to my navel
>damn boi you're in the wrong section, snacks go in aisle 7

"dam anon you must be in the wrong place cuz snacks are in aisle 6"

>>32879633
>>32879291
I propose a toast to times that are coming, may future threads reach 2000+ posts like in the old days

>"how about we go back to my place so you can kiss me on the lips?"
>"...and then maybe move up to my waist. hehehehe..."

>walk into any bar where monsters go
>not having a woman's mana smell on you is like having a huge "I'm single please rape me" sign on your forehead
>"hey cutie~"
How do you dodge this?