/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11819385
Let's throw in her younger sister while we're at it.

Which of these three girls would you like to take as your lover?

>>10198331

You set your standards low. You should heed the ancient wisdom of /tg/.

>>8123526

All You Zombies starring Sakuya and/or/as Eirin.

>>7898782

If you assembled all the fan-theories about that one line from Eirin into one big "theory of everything", you'd no longer have Touhou. You'd have Heinlein's "-All You Zombies-" starring Sakuya.

Pic sort of related.

>>7586218

Indeed, Sakuya can and will always catch you.

In reply, old but always relevant variation.

aftersex sakuya

>>5143851

No idea. Doesn't seem very smart.
The reasonable thing to do would be sharing.

>>1918733

>Twins they were!

I'm an alpha male /jp/.

And girls in Gensokyo want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That shrine maiden you like who dresses wierd in a cute way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps staying at the deserted shrine for reasons you don't understand? The one who flies to your home at 1 am to cry about how her no one has donated to her shrine in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond her armpits?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot maid who won't even look at you when you nod at her and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the Scarlet Devil Mansion and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her housework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The youkai magician you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays with her handmade dolls, and lives alone, and acts tsundere? She's so squeezably adorable and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked my Sexy Beam off and told me they'll always love me?

I hope you guys don't mind the man ass.

>>1528558

What doujin was this bro?

Servant Rinnosuke.

My mom doesn't resemble anyone. I'll be enjoying my Eirin and Kanako now.

>>1146197

Shlicked well, came danm-... WTF, broccoli?

Silly Eirin, it's supposed to be a leek. And you call yourself a doctor?

>WH40K

... brother dreadnought Rinnosuke awoke suddenly. The warmth and tenderness was gone - in the instant between dream and reality he plunged into hell on earth. He was alone. Trapped. Surrounded.
The fanboys scuttled happily around his massive iron feet.

"What is this? I have awoken!

And from a particularly pleasant dream, pertaining two sisters of battle!

Twins they were! In truth, twins!"

No worksafe thread is meaningful without MANnosuke.

No, THIS is manly.

Doesn't Sakuya have other duties to attend to?

>>636253

Rinnosuke is more irresistible than Aya is slutty.

>>616148
He can't have everyone.