/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39916613
Plan nonsensical "patrol" routes around your home. Including at least one of the following (but more is better)
>Vacantly staring off into a corner in front of a dark portion of your house
>Hiding spots large enough to hide two people along the pathway
>Being easily distracted by noise, and wandering off by yourself to "investigate" it. "investigation" is standing still looking at the source of the noise for 5-10 seconds before turning around and going back to your path
>Disposable light sources that can be destroyed or otherwise deactivated
>Keycards. Don't know why, they just go crazy for them.
>Walking out on your balcony/to your window and just staring out into space for 20-30 seconds
>Ventilation large enough for a person to move through, with multiple open vents directly overhead

>>36623471
On their way to spill their spaghetti more like

She watches from the shadows, waiting for the right moment to stutter her witty line and trip and fall down.

>>34826386
Oh, you won't have to worry about that anon, they are already inside your house, and have been since before it started raining

>>34653832
>See one looking at you
>The red symbol from Sekiro appears

>So I've been stalking you for a few weeks already. Starting through your window when you close the blinds and look at lewd things on that screen is the best part. You like the "titty ninja" games, do you? Seeing you constantly pan the camera up their skirts... it's a bit flattering, honestly. I'm gonna have a good time, "assassinating" your cute ass, kehehehe~

No
I already told you I don't want your kunai
Get your pussy juice drenched daggers away from me creepy titty ninja lady

>>29886436
>Rapes you in your sleep.

>>29165328
Forgot this.

Dex > Str
This message paid for by the kunoichi for anon's girlfriend foundation.

What could it be? So sneaky.