/jp/ - Otaku Culture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xRSa5tMLUQ

PROTIP: If you ever decide to try out on a show called "AMERICAN Idol", please represent AMERICA.

DO NOT represent a third worlder culture that 1. thinks raw fish, dolphins, whales, and dogs are delicacies 2. thinks the act of rape is a legitimate way of saying "hello." 3. Makes weirdo porn that makes people puke. 4. Thinks the best way to "empower" little girls is to have them strip down and fetishize themselves. and 4. Steals our fucking Oscars(Lilo & Stitch deserved that 2004 Oscar).

I could also add 6. Encourages INCEST(Incest is a genre in porn over there.) 7. Thinks women have only three priorities, cook, clean, and give blowjobs. 8. Wants to kill Jesus( How many RPGs are there where the plot centers around you killing the Abrahamic God? Way too many!) 9. Talks about "honor" and "bravery" that yet when it comes to their WWII war crimes, they deny everything and play up their victim cards showing they don't give a rats ass about honor.

10. Speaks an incomprehensible language that is impractical when they should really learn some fucking English(Japanese has too many scratches and squiggles, 1000+ of them, that's way too fucking many). 11. Thinks smoking is manly so they smoke a lot and females aren't allowed to smoke(Mere should be glad she lives in the states and doesn't put up with Jap chauvinism). 12. is Ultra-Xenophobic!(Good luck when living in Japan Gaijinn round eye!) 13. Encourages pedophilia(Kodomo no Jikan).

Oh yeah and 14. Thinks "chivalry" means jacking off while a woman is being raped, and only attacking the rapist at the last minute. and 15. Believes suicide is an an act of bravery and atonement, you know, instead being the fucking cowardly rat's way out like we in the enlightened west believe. Hence But hey! Japanese values! I don't believe in this shit, but they do! Did I mention they make weirdo porn that makes people puke?

I bet a comic & cartoon geek wouldn't fail as terribly.