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FUCK CLIPNIGGERS AND FUCK CLIPWATCHERS!

Thank you.

MESUGAKI MESUGAKI
>mesugaki! mesugaki!
EROGAKI EROGAKI
>erogaki! erogaki!!

Deadbeats, no matter what happens, ignore the falseflaggers and shitposters. I'm glad our oshis are friends.

>>31050814
WELCOME TO THE CHUM ZONE
ONLY CHUM INSIDE ANIME SHARKS
QUIVERING GILL, DOUBLE JOINTED CLASPERS
FRESH JAWS, CLOACAL EJACULATION
FIRST THE BITE, THEN THE CHUM

MY DICK IS IN LOVE WITH PAIN
CHUMMY, CUTE AND FUNNY
SMOOTH MY DICK WITH SANDPAPER
BITE OFF MY COCK
STEP ON MY TINY BALLS
CHUMBLAST ME AND MAKE IT SNAPPY

CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM
CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM
CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM
CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM, CHUM

WHAT'S ALL THE CHUMMOTION?
MY PAPA FELL INTO A CHUM BUCKET
MY PAPA GLAZED MY FACE WITH CHUM
FERTILIZE A LOLI WITH CHUM SPUNK
CHUM SPUNK IN MY TRUNK

CHUM CRAVING TODDLER
CHUM DRIPPIN' CUNNY
CHUMMY RAE JEPSEN
CHUM ME MAYBE
CHUMMY BOTTOM BOY
NIGHT OF THE LIVING CHUM
NEFARIOUS CHUM MASTERMIND
CHUM MAKES ME FEARLESS
CHUM CRAMMER, COCK SLAMMER
CHUM SLAMMED YA MUM
MAIL YOUR MUM BITES OF MY DICK
A!
CHUG THE CHUM, FUG YA MUM
FUCK MY ASSHOLE FULL OF CHUM
THREE LITTLE WORDS
GET FUCKED, BARRACUDA.

CHUM STUFFER, CHICKEN FUCKER
FUCK MY CHUM PUDDLE
BOTTOM STUFFER, SEMEN HUFFER
WOULD LOVE A SHARK TO FUCK ME
UNDERCOOKED BABY SHRIMP PENISES
HELP AME'S DOG GET A HUGE BONER
WATER BONG FULL OF NIGGERMAN CUM
ACCIDENTALY DOXXED MY OWN ASS
I BARELY HAD ANY TENTACLES INSIDE ME
WHO ATE ALL MY CHUM? A MYSTERY
CHUM DETECTIVE HOT ON THE TRAIL
MORI MAKES MONEY, I MAKE CHUMMIES

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN GAWR GURA RUNS WILD ON HOLOMANIA, CHUMBUDS?

GAWR GURA IS THE HULK HOGAN OF HOLOLIVE, WHERE MY /asp/CHADS AT?

Bros I'm supposed to be doing my singing reps right now but I can't stop analyzing Gura's voice while firmly planted on my fucking knees. Her technique is so fucking good. Every time I listen to one of her really impressive songs like Plastic Love I notice something new.

I mean she pulls off a strong vibrato while singing a fucking N consonant, and has the glottal compression/breath control to do that whole phrase at the end "I KNOOOW THAAaT'S PLAAaSTIC LOOOOOOOOO-o-o-OVE~" in one breath without dropping it, in chest voice, with H attacks as she toggles the pitch, and she's got such full tone she can sing without added reverb and her voice carries the effect naturally (not in that song, but she's proven it during other karaokes).

Anyone who ever tries to tell you she's not the best singing holo has jack shit knowledge of vocal technique or the difficulty some of this stuff takes. I mean she naturally bridges her vocal registers so well she can't even figure out where the break is. That's like if you asked an artist with no formal training to draw a circle and they drew an exact perfect circle every time, and you asked them how they did that and they tell you they literally don't know how not to do that and they fail at drawing a shitty circle.

Now she's not perfect, there's tons of stuff she can improve, and the anons I've seen say she could be on broadway or something are definitely exaggerating. She's not Adele or Beyonce. But she's the best vtuber in the world at singing, there's absolutely no doubt.

Bros I'm supposed to be doing my singing reps right now but I can't stop analyzing Gura's voice while firmly planted on my fucking knees. Her technique is so fucking good. Every time I listen to one of her really impressive songs like Plastic Love I notice something new.

I mean she pulls off a strong vibrato while singing a fucking N consonant, and has the glottal compression/breath control to do that whole phrase at the end "I KNOOOW THAAaT'S PLAAaSTIC LOOOOOOOOO-o-o-OVE~" in one breath without dropping it, in chest voice, with H attacks as she toggles the pitch, and she's got such full tone she can sing without added reverb and her voice carries the effect naturally (not in that song, but she's proven it during other karaokes).

Anyone who ever tries to tell you she's not the best singing holo has jack shit knowledge of vocal technique or the difficulty some of this stuff takes. I mean she naturally bridges her vocal registers so well she can't even figure out where the break is. That's like if you asked an artist with no formal training to draw a circle and they drew an exact perfect circle every time, and you asked them how they did that and they tell you they literally don't know how not to do that and they fail at drawing a shitty circle.

Now she's not perfect, there's tons of stuff she can improve, and the anons I've seen say she could be on broadway or something are definitely exaggerating. She's not Adele or Beyonce. But she's the best vtuber in the world at singing, there's absolutely no doubt.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

>>29814467
UOHHHHH GRANNY TUMMY

Took me a while to find the perfect audio for it, but I'm quite happy with what I found. Hopefully I didn't screw up the soundpost.

>>29775670
We already made it, bro.

*taptap*
Hello, I have a quick announcement before we get on with our scheduled programming.

*ahem*
FUCK ANTIS
FUCK REDDITORS
FUCK DOGFUCKERS
FUCK DOXXNIGGERS
FUCK SCHIZOPOSTERS
FUCK TWITTERTRANNIES
FUCK /POL/FAG TOURISTS

Thank you. Enjoy the remaining streams today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGy4dG3hYsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuvlN5PINs

ALL STAR INCOMING

YOU BETTER ALL SING ALONG

CHUMBUDDIES ARE YOU EXCITED? MAKE SOME NOISE!

>>29051926
Based Teachad, have a good sleep, see you there tomorrow.

I forgot this was even in the movie. The pottery, it's all coming together now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjIiKmpBV1Q

>>27740365
always waiting in the wings, brother

Ahem, may I have every ones attention please. I would like to congratulate the continued success of HoloEN. May we get more kino collabs in the future, and here's to the possible collabs with HoloJP and HoloID. Stay cool friends.

>>27337145
t.pic related

>>27262046
exquisite

>>27151710
I could listen to this all day

HAVING FUN WHILE SINGING WITH OUR DAUGHTER

You've been doing your singing reps so you can sing along with our daughter, right chumchads?

>>27017664
*taptap*
Hello? Based department?