/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Since someone brought up Warosu, does anyone have any interest in my posting any particularly cute/fun greentexts that I find as I comb 2015/2016 threads? Thinking it might be some nice content, brings some old stuff to our new friends, and is a neat time-capsule.
Thoughts?

>>43567034
>Planning an archeological expedition with your new sphinx wife (digging in a public park)
>Uncovering ancient ruins (breaking a water pipe)
>Losing half our funds in the first boss battle (being fined by the city for damaging public infrastructure)

>>40411479
Aren't cats liquid by default?

>>38159800
God damn why have I been cursed to be so weak to
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

>>32220350
Well, nothing states that they're BAD at riddles, but they do seem to enjoy charging seemingly-innocuous questions with their riddle power.
Watch your words carefully around them.

>>28196191
An interesting adaption to counter Apophi.
I support this.

I'm pretty sure this smug cat cheated during our riddle contest, and I got raped because of it. Think there is any legal action I can take in the monster courts?

>>23017165
>>23017205
>not having a stream that's just a catgirl napping in the sun for half the day

>>22001299
>nyaha~

>>21810720
I want to pat that cat.

>>21191905
That sounds pretty comforting to me.

>>20911186
>Mmm, your mid-year review is coming up, anon.
>You wouldn't want to get poor marks on "Works well with others," now, would you?
>Nyahaha~

>>20363024
The best friendships are where each party has something to learn from the other.
Hopefully this results in a kingdom with a significantly more laid back Pharaoh, and an Apophis who's a big ol' softie.

Nya~

>>19702795
I definitely like sexy shit, but in the context of seduction, not being a whore.

>>19671542
She's a cat, it's her job to be sassy.
Or so she claims.

>>18541476
Rape.

>>17786060
They had the right idea.

Riddle me this: who rules the Desert?
The Sphinx, for the whole Desert is her litterbox and thus marked by her scent

>>17073115

I have a weakness for sphinxes.

>>16684710
What, not a fan of sphinxes?

Alright, round two you jerks! And we're gettin meta this time.

I appear in many universes, but must take different names
As the one that I first came from is strict on copyright claims
Many say I'm arrogant, they call me Wicked, Aye,
But there's at least one anon in this thread that for me he would die!

What am I?

>>16487157
The natural state of all feline MGs is smug.

>>16409870
Nyiza
Karnyak
Pawlexandria
Clawbydos
Purrswan
Nekokkaido
Nyamaguchi
Ropurrngi
>>16409886
Meow meow motherfucker.