/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Var hälsad /jp/, my name is Sven Sturalsson.

I'm a 27 year old American Viking (Someone who trades and plunders for you dumtrattar). I draw Runes on my Grandfathers gravestone, and spend my days perfecting my axe skills and playing superior Swedish games. (Amnesia, Riddick and Battlefield)

I train with my seax and axe every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my axe license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak ur-nordiska fluently, both Uppsala and the Danelaw dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about nordic history and their asa code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Scandinavian visa, I am moving to Stockholm to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Dice as a game designer!

I own several särkar, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Scandinavia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak ur-nordiska as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the viking lifestyle?

Wish me luck in Scandinavia!