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>get portaled
>arrive in some kind of wasteland covered in burned out structures and wrecked vehicles
>you're no expert on post-apocalyptic hovertanks, but the one closest to you looks like it's still intact
>wherever you're going, you'll get there faster if you don't have to walk
>you climb in, push the Start button, and the interior of the tank lights up
>several lines of text appear on the main screen:

>Power up successful
>Self test successful
>Startup sequence complete
>New objective: Defeat the Tyrakian Overlord

>looks like you're going to that big sci-fi fortress on the horizon

Reminder that gremlins have very little upper body strength. You can just pin one down and rape her and there's nothing she can do about it.

>>41334447
Nice try, but I have my own supplier.

>>37294179
well past

>>33626286
shrink ray

>>33534092
Science!