/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It'd be something like Darkstalkers, with the good Touhous and the bad Touhous, ignoring completely the moral ambiguity and general efforts to make everyone get along after each subsequent game. Also, they'd have to be referred to by name as "The Touhous" constantly.

The heroes would be the hardworking asian Shrine Maiden Reimu, her nerdy otaku brother Rinnosuke, the friendly ghost Mima and the honest magician Marisa(who's last name is never mentioned, is never called a witch, now wears a Fedora and has a southern accent). Though the real main character would be the amazing DAVID, a random teenager from our world.

They fight against the residents of the evil Scarlet Danger Mansion and the puppetmistress, Alice, who hates men. Patchouli is now a mad scientist developing infernal machines for Remilia. Sakuya is now called Sally the Deadly Maid. Cirno is german and makes terrible puns about freezing things.