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>>35848713
You misspelled “mosquitos”

How do I cure the crimson lust? I got bit by a vamp mosquito and now I’m constantly hard and can’t think of anything but fucking tight vamp mosquito pussy

>>35267086
Mine says no need to worry, in fact she doesn't really talk much at all.

>buzzes in your vicinity

>>34151345
I work at the blood bank. It’s... interesting

>>34130208
As many as possible, probably a househusband

>>31957663
>implying I’d try to stop her
Give me as many mosquito wives as possible. I wanna have enough kids to form a nation of em

>>30754902
French kiss the largest sister to assert dominance

>>30216857
Based

>>30095617
Exactly, succubi are too basic. We all know who the REAL best monster race is

>more exotic than lame, generic vampires
>leaves sensitive bite marks all over your body to let everyone know you’re hers
>consuming your blood makes her easier to be impregnated by your sperm. Literally BUILT FOR BREEDING
>lays multiple eggs at a time, guaranteed to give you more children than any other monster in the series
>pisses off vampires
Why would you EVER settle for any other kind of bloodsucker? Vampires a shit

>>29921633
Meh. Best way to raise your daughterus imo is to have a huge amount of them so they can work together and overpower anyone they’d want as a husband

>The bite mark will become like an erogenous zone, one that only reacts to the one who sucked the blood. The throbbing can only be soothed if they touch it, crawl their tongue along it, suck blood once again, and the pleasure induced is like having the penis teased.
So what happens if a vamp mosquito sucks blood from your cock?

>>29528023
People never give vamp mosquitos any love even though they’re confirmed to be the easiest to impregnate and will give you the most children

>>29318855
Feral and mean

>satisfies my fetish for petite girls
>satisfies my fetish for biting/blood sucking
>satisfies my fetish for thigh socks
>drinking your blood makes their body more receptive to your semen and easier to impregnate, satisfying my impregnation fetish
>lays a ton of eggs at a time, thus satisfying my breeding fetish
God DAMN I need a mosquito wife...

>satisfies my fetish for petite girls
>satisfies my fetish for biting/blood sucking
>satisfies my fetish for thigh socks
>drinking your blood makes their body more receptive to your semen and easier to impregnate, satisfying my impregnation fetish
>lays a ton of eggs at a time, thus satisfying my breeding fetish
God DAMN I need a mosquito wife...

>>26065405
>see you next spring!

if you get mosquito bite, heat the back of the spoon and gently press it on the bite for a couple seconds to break the protein in the venom so that it reduces itchiness

>>22116323
She'll hug you as she sinks her fangs into you

>>21850014
Imagine all the pouting when pic related gets to him first

>>21646380
Vampires

>>20721406
I want to bully back the mosquitoes

>>20468290
This little sucker