/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're listening to Midnights with Mindy, and we're just about to enter our Caturday Night Fever playlist, three hours of uninterrupted classic disco to make you move your body, but first a word from our sponsors. I have a message here, written in crayon, which is a little unusual, but they paid good money and I'm easy, I'll read anything so perk up those ears people.
"Consider Greenworms."
And there you have it, folks.

>You're listening to Midnights with Mindy and we're just about to hand out a fabulos prize, an all-expenses paid trip to the Elfspinster Abbey Botanical Gardens! How about that. And we have our first contestant on the line! A Mr. B. Wisser, is it? You're on the air Bee-doubya!
>Uhh, yeah hi Mindy, it's a, uhh pleasure to be here.
>I'll bet. Are you ready for our first question?
>Ready as I'll ever be.
>Alright, tonight's first question is: What was the title for the pilot episode for Jim Henson's The Muppet Show?
>Oh that one's easy Mindy, it was a uhh The Muppets: Sex and Violence
>How about that Bee-dubya's got it correctimundo and is moving on up! (MOVING ON UP! MOVING ON UP!)

>>43743942
Okay okay. I was fishing for You's and silly replies where one is being a famous rocker in an MGC setting and being Gut Stabbed by a Mamono Stan with a demon silver knife. And that entertainment industry in MGCs are vastly superior and not dangerous or seedy like human ones.

>>43562045
>>43562072
Keep your eyes on the geiger counter, kids. Click-click-clickety means get the hell outta there.

>You're listening to Midnight with Mindy and we've got a caller on the line. Hello caller!
>Uhh, yeah hi Mindy. I was calling because I've been reading some books by Erich von Dänicken and Graham Hancock, and I'm starting to feel pretty confident that the Automatons were built by an ancient, highly advanced civilization
>Well caller, that's nice but don't you think it's kind of obvious, what with them being totally open about the whole thing and letting anyone who asks know that they were, in fact, designed and built by a lost civilization?
>Uhh, they never told me anything like that Mindy
>And you asked?
>Yes ma'am
>You know you should never ask a girl her age, right?
>Ahaha, yeah, well, maybe, but it still sounds like a conspiracy to me
>Tell you what caller, why don't we send you a "How to Talk to Girls" book and you can figure it out from there?
>Uhh, thanks Mindy
>You're welcome. And now we're taking a trip down memory lane with some machine music: coming right up, Robots by Kraftwerk. You're listening to Midnight with Mindy, don't go anywhere 'cuz we're burning the midnight oil with ya!

>>42457041
Not that kind of prog, the kind of prog your dad listened to when he grew his hair long and tried to learn how to play the guitar

>You're listening to Midnight Mindy, and we've got our first caller on the line. Hello, you're on the air!
>Yeah, uhh, hi Mindy. Say, didn't this show use to be called Witching Hour Wanda?
>Roger that sir, sadly we were forced to change the name of the program after a visit from the Sabbath legal team. Apparently our show didn't employ any actual witches.
>That's a real bummer Mindy.
>Ain't that the truth! But what's on your mind, caller?
>Yeah, I had another question. Who's on first?
>Why I believe you are!
>No, no, no! Why's on third but who's on first?
>We seem to be having a crank caller on our hands. Let's just fade that out and recover with Rick Astley's classic love ballad, Never Gonna Let You Go

>You're listening to Witching Hour Wanda, and if you are that means you're up way past your bedtime! Let's see what's keeping our next caller up at night. Hi there, you're on the air. Click your tongue twice if the Bogey under your bead got to you.
>Uhh, yeah, hahaha, that's, yeah hi Wanda, I just wanted to call in to talk about the deforestation situation
>Deforestation, huh? You some kinda treehugger, pal?
>As a matter of fact I am! I used to work for a logging company but it turned out one of the trees we were going to cut down had a Dryad in it.
>What'd you do, chain yourself to the tree?
>Well it's not so much a chain as a treehouse I set up. They can't cut it down so long as I live here and once I get the financing for it I'll have the tree scooped up by the roots and transported to my own backyard.
>So how's the missus taking it?
>Oh I'm not married, I can do whatever I want
>The Dryad man, the Dryad
>Oh she's always wanted to see the sights in a big city
>Isn't that something? Let's hear it for nature boy and his woody wife-to-be! If you're ever taking a walk in the woods, keep your ears open! You never know if the wind whispering your name is actually some conifer looking to... you know, I can't think of any puns here so how about we just jam for a while to the tunes of Vivaldi's Four Seasons?

And this goes to all our friends "senior" citizens out there. Just a reminder that though the world may have changed, you're still golden and boys still love ya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZr6T_Lv498

And here's our first caller. Hello, you're on the air!

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>GOOOOD AFTERNOON MGC
>WE ARE BACK WITH THE LATEST HITS AND NEWS
>THIS IS DJ SUCC ON THE AIR, READY TO SEND YOU THE GOOD VIBES TODAY

>GOOOOD MORNING MGC
>THIS IS NOT A TEST, THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL

>HONK HONK
>THI-THI-THI-THIS IS A 69.9 RIGHT NOW TRAFFIC UPDATE
>Currently the cumslut overpass is blocked by a high intensity rape, you're going to want to take a detour
>There is a massive wurm sinkhole in west ballgag road, will likely add another 10 minutes to your commute
>Some hornyloli rraijus have been wandering north cunny avenue, we advise taking another road unless you have a zap-proof vehicle
>This right now traffic report is brought to you by Boob Lube™! Boob Lube™, making those tits shine to make his cum mine!

>This this this is a MGC traffic report, brought to you by FemDom
>Femdom - Get back quick to punish that dick!
>There is currently a pile up on south cock boulevard, a whole dogpile of hellhounds apparently on top of one guy
>There's a detour at the east cumpump highway extension, a wurm burrowed through the street for some reason
>That was your right now traffic report, I'm DJ Saucy Succ, now back to the tunes, only on 69.9!
>We play the hits while he blasts your naughty bits!

>"And now, it's song number 1 on the Mamono Hot 50!"
>Gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Mamambo Numba 5"

>"And now, it's song number 1 on the Mamono Hot 50!"
>Gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Together Forever by Rick Astley!"

>"And now for song number 1 on the Mamono Hot 50!"
>gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Hu-... what the-? Hey producer you sure this is right?"
>"I don't know, it's what the paper says"
>"Whatever. Up next, Hungry Heart? By Worm Love!?"

>"And now, here's song number 1 on the Mamono Hot 50!"
>gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Nice and Wet, by Matilda Muse and the Melodious Merrow Band"

>"And now, song number 1 on the Mamono Radio Hot 50!"
>Gratuitous radio jingle and white noise
>"Hot and Sensual by Irrumatio!"

Bros I can't stop masturbating to DJ Saucy Succ's buttery smooth voice, what do I do???