/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10089574
BI-CURIOUS

>>10085459
You can always tell when someone is new to /jp/ because they just try too fit in too hard by redirecting everyone to /v/ and /a/, it's really painful to watch
Keep saging maybe you'll actually fit in one day

>>10077902
>she

>>10048677
>>10048672
>>10048667

>UHHHH HEY GUISE IS THIS LE JAPANESE 4CHAN?

Me: “Do girls do the thing where you turn socks inside-out to use them for a week?”
Denko: “No, that’s too dirty. I usually wash them after a day.”
Me: “Well, Denko’s socks can’t possibly be dirty! Unlike mine… (´･ω･`)”
Denko: “Do you really wear the same socks for a week?”
Me: “No, uh, I heard about it from a friend.”

Just look at all the pathetic faggots in this thread. Posting these completely delusional agendas for your self-inserts. You're not going to be getting all of the attention you think you are. You're most certainly not going to be raped. And if you seriously think you can injure any of them, then you're too stupid to live.

It's true that Outsiders are valued for their knowledge of the outer world, but most of them aren't even interested in science in the slightest, so if anything, the best you could hope for is some fraction of Gensokyo being curious about what you know.

You could get a job from Rinnosuke for it, but he's about the only one who would have more than a passing interest, and only a few people are ever interested in his wares, so he doesn't have that much money (not that money means much in Gensokyo anyway). His name isn't that big in Gensokyo either.

The most this would do for you is let you introduce yourself to Reimu or Marisa, but as with most everyone, about all you could expect is a passing interest.

And hey, newsflash: there are many men in Gensokyo. They're not desperate, and furthermore, you're all from /jp/ so naturally you're just a bunch of filthy basement dwellers.

I'll bet most of you don't even lift.

>>8727478
Oh shit, whatever shall I do if those capitalistfags from the megacorporations come after me?

>>8677176
I know this feel so hard.

Wait, so the only people here who can embed videos in a post are mods?

....Pft. That makes this all the more hilarious.

>>8651818
>X's friend appears to recognize Y, therefore XxY is valid

>mfw

> The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

My Rabbi, Labrador, said it's kosher.

>>8179528
>Lotion special attack

>>8166658
>boobinite
>useless bunny
>forgotten

>>8099487
Then you get tl;dr. It's a lose-lose situation.

>Play Deadly Premonition
>Finish the game
>Realize he gets NTR'd by his own alter ego
>mfw

>>8008523
>Now you're saying Shiki is faster than Saber herself,
When she has her guard down, yes.

>You've even abandoned the ambush argument,
No?

>now you're just saying he's fast enough to outmaneuver Saber.
With her guard down in an 'ambush', yes.

>I'm out of here.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.