/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40912094
ok but what if it wasn't uni's syndrome and instead a meme virus from wherever the fuck the amish came from going full "spanish's debut to americas" localized for japanese audience
that would give us no clues aside from hair pulling at all (no facility, no conspicuously present military squad) but we'd have a pretty fucking cool setup to "TRUE GODDESS WARS SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI discount edition" where tamura hanyuu and her aunt eua were forced to fight the new western piggu pseudo-christian riajuu virus in an anime battle that would probably take two whole episodes
heck yu could probably fit a naruto run in there

https://www.sundayvision.co.ug/variant-of-covid-virus-detected-in-peru-they-call-it-lambda/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/16/delta-variant-coronavirus-us

What is going on?

>>33981741
Carrying Lambda to bed and tucking her in while she protests that she's a 1000-year-old witch fully capable of going to bed by herself!
Totally spoiling Lambda's imposing speech to a lesser being about how she's the great and terrible Witch of Certainty by coming up behind her and patting her head out of nowhere!
Embarrassing Lambda after she invites powerful members of the Witches' Senate over for an important discussion by showing them her baby photos and pictures of her at St. Lucia, making no effort to hold back your gushing about how adorable she was back then!
Sternly scolding Lambda for not cleaning her room while she attempts to threaten you with magic dismemberment and endless torture in horrible fragments, then wilts under your glare and acquiesces!
Sleepy Lambda coming downstairs in her pajamas while you're cooking breakfast!