/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey guys look, a perfectly normal baja blast is just sitting there in the middle of this jungle clearing literally hundreds of miles away from the nearest hint of civilization.
Good thing too, I was getting thirsty

>"I would rather-"
>WHACK
And then anon was happily married with kittens on the way

How to defend self against jaguars?

>Cat (Violent)

>>45183759
The best kind of proposal is when Anon is completely oblivious to it.
Anon thinks she is just being nice
Anon doesn't know she is going to break into his home tonight to complete the tradition

>Anon is walking through the deep jungle (local park)
>He falls for her clever trap (basic snare baited with doritos locos taco and a large baja blast, out in the open)
>Now that she has skillfully subdued her prey (Hit him with the old family macuahuitl until he stopped moving), she drags him back to her lair (apartment #527) to perform the dark ritual that will bind his soul to hers in the eyes of the gods (Calling mom to ask what to do next because she didn't think she would get this far)

Get on the altar, Anon. Then you get your gold, promise.

The recent surge of ocelomeh posting is pleasing.
Rapekot is good kot.
(you) belong on the altar at the top of the ziggurat.
Fancy powder-based weaponry will not save you.

Ocelomeh fights are extra scary because in addition to their high base damage and a weapon that both pierces armor and inflicts slow, they also cause TOM instaloss status buildup with every hit.
Do not go into the jungles unprepared, even though they are relatively close to the starter zones.

>Go into a Favela
>Wow there sure are a lot of werecats here

>>38941954
She might be small but she will absolutely devastate that dick if she gets ahold of you
Fucking bullshit 87 hit strings that lead to an unescapable grapple to mount combos

>>38085085
She wants a hug, Anon.