/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Beware as there have been Nurarihyon sightings in the neighborhood. They sneak into houses and make themselves at home while fooling you with their natural charisma and magic to make you think they’ve always been there. A bunch of lousy freeloaders they are. If you’re experiencing alzheimers-like symptoms especially if you’re a young male, remember to report the activity to, uh, something. I forgot the rest of the message. My wife can tell you the rest. Honey, you were gonna tell these kind gentlemen not to, uh, darn I forgot what it was. Well anyways, my wife made dinner, I’m starved since all I had was cereal in the morning, and some uhhhh, I don’t remember. Someone was at my door and then I ate something? Uhhhh well nevermind I’m gonna have sex with my wife, that should jog my memory