/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Okay I 100% need your help on this, because at this rate I'm either going to put off getting an onahole for another few years again or I can just bite the bullet and ask here for some detailed advice that the guide cannot give me, so I can confirm stuff completely.
I don't really need guidance though as much as I need somebody to tell me exactly what to buy, and where to buy from, and any other important information that involves removing images from the box that could get me in trouble.

First problem that's held me back from buying one of these - I live in the UK. I think this shithole is as strict as canada and australia but I could be wrong. I'd like to know if anybody else form the UK has successfully bought onaholes without any issues at all?

Second problem that's held me back from buying - I live in a house in which people will not hesitate to open my mail. Yes, I have said stuff about this in the past but nobody will listen anyway so it's a very real problem that I can't really fix. Saying that however, I suppose if there's no way to fix this problem via some sort of delivery plan then I would be willing to risk it at this point, I'd just rather not if there's an alternative.

Dick size = 7" with around 5" girth, give or take.


If somebody could just flat out tell me what to buy, where to buy it from and whatever else while keeping in mind what I previously wrote I would be eternally grateful.

I just want to try an onahole out, this shouldn't be this stressful, I've already held off on buying one multiple times in the past. Fuck.


Threads at its bump limit and is on page 9 but I'll post here anyway (and I'll copy paste this post into the next thread when it comes up as well)

Help me into the world of luxury faps /jp/, I could really do with one right now.