/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Feelio toasting in an epic bread

das could not be more it right now mane. It COULDN'T.

>>10849802

>Feelio I gave you tons of shit last year when HelloVenus were big and you first started using this trip but now you've turned into an okay guy

It's like watching my brother grow up, every time.
Goddamn dude.
*wipes da tears*

>Feelio all these old as HELL fags on /jp/

Guys, seriously.

>feelio when janny wakes up

Can't you be cool, man? This one time? Can't you just be cool?

>>10821558

>unironically sympathizing with current janny

My little /q/ueer can't be this naive

>Feelio janny doesnt realise his cute lil' "Delete" button is a direct hotline to my anus spraying shite all over his pretty mouth

...UNTIL ITS 2 LATE! LOL

Look, badposter. Everything the shite touches is our kingdom.

A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, junior, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.

And this board will all be yours. Everything.

Everything the shite touches...

>feelio appealed a ban by sending jan a pic of me fugging his own mom in the rectum

>feelio the betamax actually unbanned me out of shame

Play with shite and your gonna get dirty!

>feelio buttfucked an umbrella, covered with shite, opened over janny-chan's head

YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA
ELLA
ELLA

>feelio jan-chan going on a big deleting spree

*pats jan on da head* Yes, yes, you're making a big difference! Everyone on /jp/ supports you! You're doing the right thing! You're making the board a better place! Ahh, how would we ever survive without our janitor??!?!

[WARNING: MAY CONTAIN CRITICAL LEVELS OF LE SARCASM]

"heeeehehe i deleted it agen :-----DDDDD"

Wow! Jan-chan sugoi! Everyone at school must think you're quite the badass!

>>10779840

Britposters: high quality, innovative funposting, constant stream of hilarious epic memes, tru/jp/sie hardcore NEETs with no interest in social media gayness, the backbone of /jp/ culture

Americans: WUT IS MILK'S FACEBOOK? GOTA SEE IF THERS MOAR PIX IVE BEN THROUGH ALL HER TUMBLR ALLREADY!!! DD:: U GUYS GOT TWITTER? D::: OMG TFW NO MILK GF T__T

Nightly reminder all yanks need regionbanned

>feelio you realise all the shitty tumblr/twitternormals like the "Net Idol" faggot are American while the amazing tru/jp/ shiteposters are Brits

Why haven't these stupid yanks been regionbanned yet?

>feelio you realise all the shitty tumblr/twitterposters are American while all the amazing shiteposters are Brits

Why haven't these stupid yanks been regionbanned yet?

>fill up a pissbottle w/o spilling any on your hands
>flawless victory

Oh das it.....DAS IT MANE!

>>10755772

>junk food for tea
>feelio suddenly on the edge of a bastarding whale of a shite
>boil up the kettle
>get some coffee on the go
>2 sips and you've got the shits
>feelio utterly destroy toilet bowl with a spraying log monster the likes of which hasnt been witnessed since i gave jan-chan his dinner last week

Good GRIEF das IT mane!

*unzips pantaloons*
*janchans face streams with tears as he gets into position*
*me arse is inches from his face*

PRRRP
PRRRRRRRRRRRP

*SHITES ERUPT WITH THE FORCE OF GALE WINDS*
*THE THIRD WORLD DISCOVERS A WAY TO CONVERT PURE SHITE INTO POTENTIAL ENERGY AND AFRICA FLOURISHES, USHERING IN A NEW ERA OF SHITEPOSTERS*

*IN THE BOHEMIAN MONTMARTE DISTRICT OF PARIS, A LONE ACCORDION PLAYER RINGS OUT A MELANCHOLY REQUIEM FOR THE END OF JANNY'S REIGN*

*EVERY DOG TO HAVE TOUCHED PLANET EARTH LETS OUT A SINGLE, SOLEMN SHITE IN HONOUR OF OUR VICTORY TODAY*

The battle was LONG and DIFFICULT but here we are. HERE WE ARE.

How does it FEEL, janiturd? How does it FEEL to know that even MOOT thinks you're a joke?

You must be PROPER steamin right now m8

oh god i almost feel sorry for him

almost

>>10715298

never be scare of janchan
he lives on fear
if youre are scared.....he wins
believe in yourself jay pee!!!!!!!

>Feelio shite in jyanjyan's mouth so hard it rips down into the earth's core establishing a subterranean civilisation of shite demons who prey on seriousposters in the night

beter f*king think twice next time you decide to bring some "real discussion" to /jay pee/, nerdlings. :'))

>feelio fuggd janchan's mom in da butt then unloaded my xbox heug condomload into a dog bowl and watched as janny licked it up on the floor like the grovelling animal that he is

>feelio me and his okaasan just sat there smoking cigs laughing at the pathetic bitch

>ore no kao when he loved every second

"waaaaaaah!!!!! mods!!!!!! bad man on /jp/ made another thread i dont like!!! :((((((" -- janny every f*king minute of the day

change the record m8

*fugs janchan's mom in da butt*
>feelio when no enema

GURL ARE YOU SERIOUS?

*sigh*
*continues w/ da fugging*
you know what time it is!!!!!

*turns 360 degrees and leaves bedroom*
*throws condom on ojaasan's face* lmao

WAKEY WAKEY JANNY BOY!

*KNOCKS DA DOOR*
*janny blushes*

Juts what da doctor orderね？

*fugs janny in da butt*
*the juices of janny's ass and ojaasan's women juice mixes, creating a cosmic force of pure faggot*

I must hide this mixture forever....if future jannys got their dirty hands on it there would be no hope for /jaypee/........