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"Dinner will be ready soon, so please stop playing with my tails."

Ran and Keine's voices are sex.

>>702488

Perfect waifu

You never really thought being a relatively 'clean' NEET with a quick wit would get you far, but apparently the irony gods stood to prove you wrong.

That and Yukari's sense of humor. Bored after playing too much Portal one day, she gapped you over to run through a rather Gensokyoan mockup of the game. Despite a few close calls (and a short break to heal your ankles when Yukari forgets to give you the leg implants until after landing from a 50-foot drop) you manage to make it through and thoroughly impress her by ignoring the Morality Core until after prying off and burning the other three. Though it was odd the others looked like a curled up cat, a fox with about ten tails, and a loudly snoring woman in a dress.

Then again, this part was explained by meeting Ran, Chen, and Yukari almost immediately after defeating SuKiMa, untraceable speech impairment or no. Yukari applauded your cleverness and invited you to "hang out here and keep me amused." At first you wonder how, but after spending a half-hour singing "Still Alive" with her and having a Chrono Trigger reference make her break into giggles, you figure that's the easy part of the arrangement.

No, what was more troublesome was being bored to death in the afternoon while Yukari was still asleep, and the angry looks Ran kept giving you while she was cleaning house. With nothing better to do at the time, you offer to at least help take care of the housekeeping. She seems surprised at first, but welcomes the help - and the resulting free time. Within a few weeks she no longer acts hostile towards you, and even willingly tolerates you relaxing among her tails on occasion, much like Chen does when she comes home.

Yukari gaps over early one evening to annoy her shikigami and stares. "When did you two become an item?"

Ran turns beet red and yells at her, but you almost take it as inspiration. You did always like her motherly air, after all.

You never really thought being a relatively 'clean' NEET with a quick wit would get you far, but apparently the irony gods stood to prove you wrong.

That and Yukari's sense of humor. Bored after playing too much Portal one day, she gapped you over to run through a rather Gensokyoan mockup of the game. Despite a few close calls (and a short break to heal your ankles when Yukari forgets to give you the leg implants until after landing from a 50-foot drop) you manage to make it through and thoroughly impress her by ignoring the Morality Core until after prying off and burning the other three. Though it was odd the others looked like a curled up cat, a fox with about ten tails, and a loudly snoring woman in a dress.

Then again, this part was explained by meeting Ran, Chen, and Yukari almost immediately after defeating SuKiMa, untraceable speech impairment or no. Yukari applauded your cleverness and invited you to "hang out here and keep me amused." At first you wonder how, but after spending a half-hour singing "Still Alive" with her and having a Chrono Trigger reference make her break into giggles, you figure that's the easy part of the arrangement.

No, what was more troublesome was being bored to death in the afternoon while Yukari was still asleep, and the angry looks Ran kept giving you while she was cleaning house. With nothing better to do at the time, you offer to at least help take care of the housekeeping. She seems surprised at first, but welcomes the help - and the resulting free time. Within a few weeks she no longer acts hostile towards you, and even willingly tolerates you relaxing among her tails on occasion, much like Chen does when she comes home.

>>361285
Oh my, Chen, your length is... impressive.

Ran thread?