/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have a question for everyone. Let's say you could turn into a cute girl for one month every year and convert any idol into a lesbian with a passion for you so powerful that she would wait the eleven months to be with you every time. You couldn't tell her that you're actually a man who turns into a lesbian because she'd stop loving you, so you'd have to come up with an excuse why you can only be together for one month out of every twelve... any excuse, she'd believe without question. You'd teleport to her exact location on the first day of the month of your choice (your transformation would last 30 days even if the month has less) and after those 30 days, you'd teleport wherever you were before your lesbian transformation. Who would you choose? Which month would you choose? What would you tell her is the reason for your absence most of the year? Naturally I'd choose Akane, the month June and say I'm an alien.
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>tfw shopaholic who has to refrain from buying music to be able to buy food