/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yuletide approaches! Has everyone been good?

Everyone be nice now.

Yuletide approaches.

Come one, come all. It's that time of year, love it or not it's- ah fuck it, someone hold my beer. It's time for "A Visit from 'ol St. Dick" (and for the love of god, Janet, don't give me a kick).

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, save for a dormouse;
Clad in only striped stockings with no one to greet,
slept the brunette rodent who was also a NEET.

She was nestled snugly inside of her bed,
naughty thoughts filling the dormouse’s head;
Of a man in the bathtub who was quite the singer,
made the mouse’s hand travel to slip in a finger .

You see Christmas was special for a different reason,
more than Saint Nick or a change of the season;
Since monster girls came it took a whole different meaning,
one which made all the more a holiday intriguing;
For there was one gift they loved most on a cold winter night,
the act of pure love and a womb painted white.

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