/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20031536
I wonder who's behind this post

>>19626598
Did she bite you by any chance?

>>18502111
>Didn't you mother tell you not to let strangers in?

>>18406286

>The Pharaoh raising taxes again?
>Let me help you!

>>17914867
An Apophis who was successful in taking over a desert kingdom.

>>17841292
>She was so pure and innocent I can't help it!

>Psst, wanna see the Pharaoh become a mere maid?

>>17699048

>Come home to grapewife cheerfully cooking dinner.
>She's in a strangely good mood. Not grumbling about her boss like usual.
>Go to your room to change, notice a lump in the bed.
>Pull back the covers revealing a naked brown woman, her modesty protected only by the erotic web of painfully tight rope binding her.
>She looks up and tries to yell something to you but it's made incomprehensible by a drool-soaked gag.
>Her eyes are wide with panic.
>You call out to your wife in the kitchen, "Honey?"
>"Yes, Dear?"
>"Why is there a naked brown woman in the bed?"
>"Oh, you found her!" She calls back happily.
>She slithers into the room looking excited. "I've been trying to nab her for months now but she's stupid lucky. Oh, and don't be rude, she's not 'brown', she's Egyptian."
>"Looks pretty brown to me, Sweetie."
>"Yeah but when you say it that way it sounds like you're saying she's colored and-"
>"Okay, let's stop there and get back to - why is there a naked woman in the bed?"
>"To rape!"
>"To rape."
>"Yes!"
>"No."
>"Oh come on, it will be fun! We'll do it together! I'll hold her still for you and you can just plow away. Look, she even has pubic hair. How exotic!"
>The woman lets out a muffled scream as your wife wrenches her legs open.
>You say a silent prayer fervently wishing that this woman isn't your wife's boss but you know in your heart it's a foolish hope.
Life with grape can be trying at times.