/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What are you faggots getting all asspained about
? jesus christ, just relax and get drunk with us

I'm a work Otaku. I watch anime about people working when I'm not working, and watch shows about jobs. On my breaks, I like to read articles geared towards professionals not in my career field (HR).

My favorite thing to think about is what jobs would be best for anime, manga and VN characters. I like to invent little companies in my head and make the characters I like go to work.

A Transcendant Loli-witch from the future has come to you on your birthday, having taken pity on you, and offers you one of 4 gifts, of which you may have one:


1) The Wand of Sakura

A magical wand that turns you into a magical girl with the power to shoot heart-shaped laser blasts from your wand and fingertips.Yes, you have a vagina and all that. You also get a pretty dress and your hair is done up like a girl's whenever you activate it. However, you must periodically do battle with dangerous demons that will try to rape you. The wand is unbreakable, and you can summon it from anywhere to your hand. You may not sell the wand. You get very miserable periods every month.

If you choose this option, the last two digits of your post number will be your power level out of 99 points.

2) The Cauldron-O-Nip-Eats
A magical cauldron shaped like a Daruma doll that will produce any Japanese food you want. You may not sell the Cauldron or the food it produces, or give the food away. Food will appear at the bottom of the Cauldron prepared however you like.

3) One-Way trip to Gensokyo

You go to Gensokyo. You get no protection of any kind, and go as you are the moment you say yes, with whatever you wearing or holding.

4)The Mystery Box

No promises. It could be awful or terrible. Can only be chosen for the first 50 posts-once revealed, no one else can can choose this after the box is revealed.