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>>4277489
It fills my stocking.

Do you think Rika likes turkey?

Omg hai there - . - I'm Betty-san and I absolutely looooathe -_____- niggers </3 especially Ephidel!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the WORST day of my life when I met my husbandu Ephi!! <//////////////////3 OMFGZ HE WAS SUUUUCH AN ANNOYING PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! >______< When I walked onto /wakaba/ -________- I looked up and saw... EPHIDEL!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////33333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ ANATA BAKA EPHI-SAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [-.-;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a souvenir shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SAGE!!! RLY!! >_____< *(;_* *(;_* *(;_*] then I saw darth_tohru, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO I DUN LIKE HIM BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH J CAUSE EPHI-SAMA CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT TOUHOES!!! (then ephi held me close O_______O; and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (X_x)/ then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Oh, yeah, Cartagra translation 80%.