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>>46551466
">I'm sorry, Lady Bernkastel, but Rika has more than twice as many votes as you. ...Three times, actually."
>"STOP THE COUNT!"
>"Is this really such a big deal to you? A lot of people already consider us the same person. If I win, you do."
>"I won't roll over for a rigged poll!"
>"There's nothing rigged here. The people have spoken."
>"You... You only polled Japan. That's your game, isn't it? My fanbase is international. I'm a global sensation! Umineko has much wider appeal!"
>"Is she serious?"
>"Lady Bernkastel, we only counted votes from legal customers..."
>"What does that mean!?"
>"She means your global 'fans' are a bunch of pirates."
>"M-M-My loyal fans are... They're upstanding human beings!"
>"Can we be done here? Even Erika voted for me."