/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"I am the slither in the darkness. The coiling mistress of the deep forest."
>"I spell doom and woe for any who cross my path."
>"I keep watch for the horrors of the-"
>"o-oh hi hubby"
>"you're going down to the store?"
>"can...can you get me some of those frosted cookies again? with the rainbow sprinkles?"
>"thanks so much hubby, love you"
>ahem
>"I keep watch for the horrors of the wild..."