/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hello, new friend, my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said, my name is Fred.
And I've been...very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well, is about my dear Aunt Murielle
And just how I've been...naughty.

Viola! The farm. My Aunt lives here, with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near
I felt so nice...and naughty.

I thought just how excited they must be, that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hurray!"
Dear boy, you look so...naughty.

Reimu's boobies.

That picture makes me less and less attracted to Reimu.

That's no good. No good at all.

My love for Reimu is like a legion of undead zombies ruining everyone's fun for the sake of ruining everyone's fun.

I will beat the shit out yo' ass, don't you know who the fuck I am you must not know who I am I'm the fucking shrine miko bitch, I'm bad I'm the baddest motherfucker in the world

Holy fuck is this picture arousing to me
It fills like five fetishes

Mai waifu ;_;

Reimu.

I personally hate Marisa.
I far, far prefer Reimu.

This board
It was meant for me.