/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33129639
Deimos is a moon!

>>26685541
Drawing dicks and pussies is a sign of having a fertile imagination!

>>25661329
What I want is for /a/ and /co/ to be changed into two new boards: Anime & Cartoons and Manga & Comics.

In her younger days, Haku-sensei fantasized about bathing with Archimedes and learning more about The Archimedes Screw.

>>23527311
>students are for guiding not fucking

Why can't they be for both?

>>23388867
Which one is more venomous?
>>23389179
You live and you learn.

Want to know the words to unlock Haku-sensei's heart?
As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy

Today we will play the game of games! The 20 square game! Also known as the Royal game of Ur!

Thought of the day: piracy was defeated by Thomas Jefferson, showing that with brains you can move unlimited brawn!

>>21842939
Remember, remember the 5th of November!

>>21785381
I was laying in bed the other night and thinking about life, the universe and everything and realized life is good and I'm optimistic about the future.
When the portals open I will help Haku-sensei understand us better.

>>21747421
Given their superior bodies, I doubt any monster needs glasses to see well, they just wear them to look like sexy intellectuals.

Or the glasses might have some special spells placed in them for additional benefits.

>>21692809
Studies have shown that intelligence correlated with a sense of humor. Therefore Hakutaku-sensei and Professor Lich von Lichenstein are the funniest girls.

According to the theory of cosmic inflation, the entire universe is 150 sextillion times the size of the observable universe.
Please try to get a handle on that word. SEXtillion.

Shu, Wei or Wu?

>>21215985
When binding a tiger, one must bind tightly.
t. Cow Cow

>>20911145
You won't get me to class before 9 AM even though I get up before 6 every day.

So it turns out there used to be a creature that was considerably larger than a blue whale. Remember to be careful when taking Sandworm-chan swimming or she might end up baiting ichthyosaurs to the surface.

>>19790842
If we count KC's notes then hakutaku is also defined as being curvy, as KC states their breasts are meant to be voluminous like their knowledge.

>>19624667
God creates Adam. Then he creates Lilith. Lilith wants to be on top. Adam wants to be on top and won't let Lilith be on top. Lilith leaves the Garden of Eden and becomes the mother of demons.
God creates second woman. Second woman is gross so God puts Adam to sleep and creates Eve out of his rib. Eve is submissive so Adam likes her.
There's also implied bestiality in Genesis 2 but we'll leave that be for now, the point is if Adam had just let Lilith be on top during sex Eve never would've existed and she never would've eaten that fucking apple and we'd all be happy.

I'm reading Copernicus' On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres and I'm enjoying it greatly. Science is a wonderful thing. Everyone do your best to get educated in your free time!

>>17278722
I choose none of the above and go for another exotic feature.

The Third eye.

Would Hakutakus take their kids on field trips in enchanted buses?

>>16954418
Wahaha is not an ojou laugh though, those go ohohoho.