/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45302223
It's called gap moe.

>>40066113
But I am you???

>>39898214
>HURR HURR
Hold on now that's not the kind of grammar our linguistically superior local anon would use, are you even the real one?

>>38978877
>>38978906
>both white theme
You just played yourself, fool.

Tomato is a fruit.

>>37263168
As an all powerful being Hanyuu would know what's going on at any given moment, including the many countless anons furiously jerking off to her at any given moment.
Imagine Hanyuu visiting you in your dream and being all embarrassed like "auauau anon-san, p-please stop masturbating to me all the time~ aau" just as a massive load of imaginary dream cum spurts forth and envelops her entire tiny body.
Would she feel sad, disgusted or maybe even start to enjoy the attention?

>>37159793
Your naive attempts at trolling made me smile anon, you're bad at being a bad guy. But that's a good thing.

>>36959229
No, but they are the perfect size. We talked about this. Probably not with you, though.

>>36840358
>business discussion is infinitely more interesting than the literal end of the world
Yeah, I forgot how people always praise the CPS scenes in higurashi and vastly prefer them over the descriptive mass murder on Hinamizawans in Minagoroshi.
It's just more engaging to see people argue for hours, right?

>hanyuu
>evil
Take you're pills, everyone.

>>35659850
That's just fucking me in the bum , not pegging.

>>35334439
>not having tabs on the left/right side
frickin chrome noobies

no hany han uhhhh the goat girl will get last post probably

>>35028510
Boobs should be firm. Firmness indicates fitness which, in turn, indicates that the individual is healthy. However, they shouldn't be TOO firm, for they would lose their cushioning capabilities, making them impossible to nestle in. They'd also need to be maleable enough for you to play with as much as you want to.
All things considered, I think the girls of Umineko would be as such
>Jess
More firm than soft, springy and a bit rubbery.
>Natsuhi
Soft cushiony geltinous blobs
>Eva
Firm, springy and rubbery
>Ange
HAHAPHATLOL but firm, springy but not as springy as Eva's and more gelatinous, too
>Rosa
Firm, springy and rubbery. Like balls they use for handball.
I won't do the rest since they are too witchy/fictional/omnipotent to honestly rate.

>>34955925
Relating to schizos like Keiichi, Rena, Shion, Erika or self-insert hero type characters like Battler, Akasaka and Willard is edgy.
Relating to adults, with adult problems, and adult philosophies, is not. It's what an adult would normally do.

>>34809404
I am into retards.

third for hanyuu!

>>34560731
Tsk tsk tsk anon, do I read irony between the lines?

>all these horny anons lusting for Hanyuu's dick
Tch tch, don't be so tsundere now. If you wanted it, you just had to ask nicely!

>>34508275
I will be asleep so it's impossible for me to know whether I am having a good or bad time. Oh yeah, nightmares? I can lucid dream, good night fatty.

>>34504123
At least I had sex, fat.

Last for hanyuu!

firt for hanyuu

>>34242549
she use pain killer so cunny does not pain