/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29884821
dude pretty much all genitals look fucking weird. Pretty much all body parts do. You ever look at a foot? I mean REALLY look at it? How it's like an elongated hand with stumpy mutant fingers that can only wiggle uselessly? All bony and weird? How it seems like the big toe is leeching life-energy from all the other toes to the point where the pinky toe is gonna eventually disappear?

Everything is like that. It's alll gross and weird if you really think about. And besides, gross and weird and huge and tiny dildos (and onaholes) are a booming business. And I guaran-fucking-tee you that no matter WHAT kinda freaky mutant cock you may think you have, it's not even in the same league as a dragon dildo.

Anon.

Your dick's fine.

And even if you think it isn't fine, I promise that by the time someone's at the point where they're gonna smash pissers with you, they don't give a single solitary flying fuck.