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>>9838346

Go away redneck.

My 30 year-old brother thinks that the rest of the world doesn't think of America as fat hicks eating cheeseburgers.

>>9384101
What do you think?

>>8577168
JESUS will NEVER stop loving me and my country!

>>8224191
You should say grace and thank Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ of America.

This picture, although not staged, has one quality that makes it special, because it accidentally symbolizes all the stereotype of a proper Yankee:

-fat
-ugly
-angry
-agressive
-so patriotic he wears a flag shirt of his country
-he gets pissed when you tell him citizens of the U.S.A. have no demonym (in his mind U.S.A.=America=I'm an American=America fuck yeah!)
-he thinks his country is the best
-he thinks HE is the best only for living in the best country
-he's always right, never wrong, if he is short on arguments (that happens frequently) he will insult you, your country and your culture
-he's in total denial when it comes to admit his country is responsible for terrible crimes all over the globe
-he thinks his country won WWII and saved everyone, especially the French "who didn't deserve it because they are cowards" (his words)
-he's a douche
-he's butthurt
-he hates what he doesn't know: foreigners, immigrants and some religions he's not familiar with (Islam is on top of the list)
-he sucks at geography but still: he wants middle east to disappear wherever it is
-he thinks every arab and/or muslim is responsible for 9/11
-he thinks the U.S.A. ever landed on the moon, and that makes him proud
-and the list goes on...please continue.

>>6480401

That's the spirit!

Fifteen reasons why America is superior:

1. Most powerful army in the world
2. Never lost a single war.
3. Saved the world at least twice (and saved Eurofags lazy asses from WWI and WWII)
4. Invented computers, internet, planes, trains, electricity, transistors, HDD, GPS, all the fucking things you are using now.
5. Not being a pussy against muslims & terrorism and efficiently fighting them in Iraq and Afghanistan
6. Went on the fucking moon.
7. Best universities in the fucking world, so YES, we are fucking more educated than you.
8. Higher technology
9. Not invaded by sandniggers
10. Not invaded by left-wings retards and shitty democrats
11. Not invaded by fucking atheists with no morals and love to suck cock
12. Better healthcare system than you - enjoy your debt in 10 years.
13. Pwning in sport, fucking gold medals, HAHA are you even trying?
14. Better fucking language than nazis, frenchies or sandniggers
15. Higher cock size. Yes, motherfucker, just google it if you don't believe it.

TL;DR: Fuck you Japofags.

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