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How long, with as much as 11 prior months total of mental and physical preparation, could (you)r monster girl of choice make it through No Rape November?

>>46171109
Best not to push your luck.

Roses are red
Cactus are prickly
Holy shit! That escalated quickly

the cows are aggresive

>>44060578
There's only so much a single man can drink anon. I would rather share my wife's gift with the flat chested girls who need it.

Never mind, found it.

April of 2012.

>>42768625
This happens.

>>42012588
Yeah I guess do that if you want to, my hips are already sore from yesterday after my Holstaur childhood friend assaulted me yesterday from me trying to roleplay as the flash using a speed spell I learned and it sent her over the edge, so I’m not in a happy mood from the pain in my legs right now but I still love her.

>>41200432
I like to think minotaurs aren't even their own species, they're just what holstaurs turn into when anons don't milk and fuck them enough

>>39753079
>n word

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>>35784387
Maybe holstaur?

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>>35555837
Another one of my favorite

>>35333683
oops i didn't see yours. >>35333706
I think they only get "mad", when they sexual advances are ignored for too long or see something red for too long.

>>19803328
this is my fetish

>>19188492
I love cows!

>>18041866
Depends on just how desperate they become.

>>17491466
>Gentle
Only on the surface, anon. Remember that holsts are just as strong as their mino cousins and just as capable of turning your pelvis to powder. They're just just nicer if you give them regular dickings.

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>>16894641
Well, here you are, Neferanon, great and powerful, ruling over the land from your dark wizard's tower- Is what you would LIKE to say, but it couldn't be further from the truth.
In fact, you're sitting in a holding cell at the town sheriff's office, your 'bride' fussing over the bump on your head, mewling about how "She's sorry" and "She'll make it up to you" and other patronizing incessant drivel. Why?
>Walk into the center of town in your finest, most evil looking robes
>toting along Darla the Holstaur, blushing and dressed in a makeshift white gown with a bouquet of dandelions
>Announce to the town that you are marrying this Holstaur, and that you plan to have legions of children together with her (of course for the purpose of scaring the townsfolk into submission)
>You actually feel like you're getting somewhere for the first time as the townsfolk all start clapping, some cheering, clearly out of fear and reverence for their new malicious tyrant of a leader
>To accentuate, you tear open your robes and reveal the second part of your master plan- your black robes are covering a SECOND pair of robes, all red, and you bear yourself to your soon-to-be-rampaging assistant
>She turns teary eyed and smiling to you, but as soon as she sees your red robes her expression falls and a look unlike anything you've seen before shines in her eyes
>The last thing you remember is her making a noise like a freight train and charging, not at the townsfolk, but at YOU, bowling you over and tearing at your garments with a crazed look in her eye
It turns out, you're officially married now, and all you have to show for it is a bruised pelvis, 700silver worth of property damage (She apparently fucked you straight through a few shop walls before the guards could get her to settle down), and a few generous but cheap and homemade gifts from townsfolk made hastily to congratulate your out-of-the-blue wedding.
You know you'll be mad about this tomorrow but for right now, you're content to lay on your assis- your wife's breasts as she soothes your hair. You'll definitely get back to scheming to dominate the world tomorrow. Definitely.

>>16878936
sounds like a great event, i would gladly try and hold off the charge to buy the others some time, and take some of the cows out of the run

>>16559447
>Yeah, not gonna go down that rabbit hole again.

Nah, let's do. Can anybody recommend any good deconstructions of the setting? I'm in the mood for some despair