/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bought pic related, was alright. Today I figured I'd try what the guy from a while ago said he did with his holes and microwave the fucker for ghetto-warming. I figure it's not retarded if it works and as long as I don't do it for more than a few seconds at a time, to make sure it doesn't turn into a blob of dick scalding rubber, and if it ruins the hole it's not exactly top tier anyway, so why not try it?

Lubed with onatsuyu, put it in the microwave, hit start, and my microwave began to spark almost immediately. Hit the stop button faster than I ever have in my life, and the hole and the microwave are both fine, but now I'm a little too wigged out with the idea.

Still not sure if the onahole is made with something not microwave-friendly, the lube was, or if my microwave just wanted no part in the alchemy what was taking place. Guess I'll report back sometime if I get the courage to try it with another hole.