/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>26801158
Wrap your legs around the back of her head and force her head into your crotch, ghouls hate the scent of manhood. Don't worry if she starts drooling and licking your crotch it's working, even if she starts to tear a hole in your pants don't give up or she wins

>>25968685
>Bully chuuni vampire
>Ask her if she's drinking wine or cranberry juice
>"I am Shalltear Bloodwarden Mistress of The Night the most power decedent of my long and prestigious bloodline and I won't be ridiculed by some foolish mortal!"
>Ask her if she meant "decedent" or "descendant"
>"Do you really tire of your mortality... mortal! I can put that to an end with my dark powers of the night"
>Ask her if a kraken squirted in her eye or is that eyeliner
>"I'll have you kraken ink is an exquisite base for dark eyeliner and I spend most of my allowance on acquiring it!"
>Laugh about her using squid spit as makeup
>Somehow notice her blushing beneath all that makeup
>"Very well mortal, you've decide your fate! Look into my eyes"
>Look everywhere but her eyes
>"C'mon if you don't look into my eyes the spell wont work"
>Ask her if she uses dark slime as a lip gloss
>"Well yes how else do you think I get them this shiny"
>Laugh about her using even more monster cosmetics and find yourself looking into her pouting eyes
>They glow for a second as you feel you will weakening
>"Yes you've succumbed to my dark gifts, mortal! Now as repentance for you're insults I demand you fawn over my beauty"
>Use last of your willpower to call her cutie chuuni
>"I'm not cute! I am a dark lady of the midnight aristocracy! I am a powerful vampire that makes mortals like you quake in fear!"
>"Fine then, I demand you walk to the nearest graveyard then undress for all the zombies and act as their dakimura"
>Can't defy her as she actually does have some dark powers
>Wake up hours later between a ghoul and a harem of zombies
>Ghoul notices you're awake and stops sucking your fingers to welcome you back to the waking world
>"You're finally awake lover boy, I wanted you to wake up before I taught these gals how to properly suck a dick"

>A ghoul caster
What's she gonna do, slobber on me?