/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37792355
>Be anon
>final day of highschool
>Anon can be anything now
>Exits to the parking lot and is greeted by the sight of two hag foxes yelling obscenities at each other
>Blonde hag tells the brunette fox that her tail is looking droopy
>Brunette hag tells the blonde that her ears are small like her ass
>Upon spotting anon they freeze up and focus their attention upon him
>Hey anon, how would you like to ride in my Camaro says the blonde, I got some awesome classic rock 8 tracks and a case of natty ice
>No, how would you like to ride on my Harley says the brunette, we can go get ice cream and roller skating after
>The door to the school opens and out walks a tall gray haired fox that is much older than the other two who walks up to anon and grabs his hand, come sweety we have to go meet your parents to discuss your future with me, she just smiles a smug smile at the two younger hags as they depart.

>>35337571
I would purposefully pretend I don't understand so I have an excuse to stay after class/detention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpLzW7fm1c0