/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Post your fucking shitty ass story right now, bitch. Nobody can stop you.

Oh wait, you can't because you don't HAVE a story. You never have a story. You never will have a story. You don't even have a fucking "alternative setting". You can't write for shit, and you just waddle into this thread and bitch and moan and shit your diaper, hoping that somehow, someone will write the story for you.

I'd tell you to drink poison, but the afterlife is too good for you. Suffer on this mortal plane for all eternity. Just make sure you do it way the fuck away from me.

SURVEY TIME!

What monstergirl do you most associate with the following outfits?
>Kimono
>Overalls
>Office pantsuit
>Nurse outfit
>Maid outfit
>Leotard/bunny suit
>China dress
>Tank top
>Princess dress
>Cloak/hood

>>38605307
Is that a euphemism? It sounds like a euphemism.
Hehehehehe...I mixed powerful aphrodisiac into all the Vaseline, shampoo, and handsoap in your house. Huh? No, don't have keys to your house, silly. Hehehehehe...
Have some chocolate!