/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Want to impress apophis-chan so she’ll go out with me
>Decide I’ll capture the pharaoh for her and deliver her as a present
>Sneak into castle by dressing up as an anubis’s assistant with a clipboard
>Pharaoh is taking bath alone with no guards outside
>Quickly tie her up and sneak her out pretending she’s a common mummy that due to her diligence won a husband
>Show off pharaoh to apophis-chan expecting praise only to get an yelled at
>Says she was supposed to be the one who conquered the pharaoh, not me
>Demands I let her go get out of her sight
>Thankfully I have plenty of wrap and an extra gag
I thought apophises were supposed to not be as bratty as pharaohs