/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9694478
3) The Akashic Record of the Lonely Otaku Lord

You receive an indestructable hard drive, of ifinite space, that is loaded with every anime, manga, VN, LN, Japanese video game, television show and movie that has or ever will exist. You will also gain the ability to speak and read Japanese fluently. However, you may not tell anyone about the media you have consumed in any way. That means no posting spoilers on /a/ to ruin the day for fans or whatever. If you do, the hard drive will explode, likely killing you or destroying your home. While the caveats are somewhat severe, you will be able to watch crazy 3-Dimensional anime porn that is shot directly into your retinas, read any VN that will ever exist instantly, or finish any manga series you want in your own time. Unfortunately, true virtual reality was never created in Japan before it collapsed in on itself in the future. All the media will be playable on your PC. If a game requires a special peripheral, it will appear in front of you as needed. You may not sell or financially gain from the hard drive.

4)The Mystery Box

No promises. It could be awful or terrible. Can only be chosen for the first 50 posts-once revealed, no one else can choose it.