/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Koishi's pretty frightening when you think about it.
She's also potentially very dangerous, to both herself and those around her.

She must be really kind-hearted and pure to not go around hurting or inconveniencing others.

>>10289736
Ok!
Liebe should be extended to everyone!
Sometimes liebe hurts though.

>>10097528
Now let's not start bullying here, kids. Every 14 year old weeaboo has their rights to solicit advice on questions!

shitsureishimasu dude

>>9587314

No, fuck off Keine-spamming faggot. Just because you think you're ironically shitposting doesn't mean you are. You're just shittily goodposting. Don't people have standards anymore?

>implying sticky works in /jp/

What are the things that prevent you from being normal? I'll list some common problems and some quick solutions.

Problem 1: Do you have trouble relating to others, feeling empathy, and knowing how to communicate in a natural non-robotic way?
Solution: 120mg of MDMA. Sounds like a lot, but it's the minimum. Anything less than this will make you feel bad.

Problem 2: Do you have trouble feeling interested in things that other people are saying and are you very quiet in social situations or just find it difficult to think of anything worth saying?
Solution: Low dose of an easy to obtain and less potent amphetamine, something like 10-20mg of adderall would be sufficient.

Problem 3: Do you feel a lot of anxiety when you go outside or when you socialize?
Solution: Either a low dose of an opiate or a benzo would be sufficient to counter this problem. Benzos have a terrible and long lasting withdrawal though, so an opiate would be preferable.

Additionally, if you find that solution 2 causes anxiety or if you find that solution 3 causes apathy then finding a balanced combination of an amphetamine and an opiate or benzo would solve both problems, providing you with social energy in addition to no anxiety.

Please follow use one of these solutions so that you no longer will sit around /jp/ and complain about being depressed.

Chocolate pizza!

i am so confused about board culture

how to make a /jp/ related thread in the first place?

can you give me some good example?

I think life as a youkai would be nice.

I could take it easy without worrying about money.

If I was hungry I could go out and find something like mushrooms or Humans.

Boredom could be fixed with a few Danmaku duels or helping the occasional Gensokyo portal-jumper.

Chances are I wouldn't be a strong one, if that's the case then I'll try to become Rinnosuke's business partner.

All this is assuming I retain my human mind and not simply born there from scratch.

If it's the latter, then I'll get in line with the other fairies to be shot at. ;_;

>>9166245
I used to think Sakuya was my favourite, but my subconscious was right all along.

My favourite Touhou is Koishi, but I think her theme is pretty average.

more pic like this

Hello, /jp/! How are you doing today?

This is a wonderful day, but every day is wonderful since we're still alive. I was greeted by the warm smile of the sun this afternoon and as it peaked through my windows and woke me up and then I knew that I had lived another day.

It's such a wonderful feeling to wake up. We're awake, we're alive, and we can do whatever we want, but I think I'll spend today with you, /jp/, because I love you.

Turn that frown upside down, mister.

(｡◕‿‿◕｡)

A smile a day keeps the sad times away.

I love you too, OP. Knowing that there are people exist that need people to be worse than them to feel better makes me feel better for being above and beyond them.

Let's be happy today.

Okay, /jp/?

>>8844875
Get your socks in my face, Koishi. Your socks belong there.

Were you homeschooled?

What shame is there in being a NEET or a hikki?

I see nothing wrong with someone who enjoys staying inside and prefers a life of isolation and introspection. If anything, it's actually quite admirable.

Most people spend their entire lives out there, socializing, forming families, chasing a career, all while believing that these things are meaningful and important. NEETs have seen past that though. There's no point to any of this, so why bother doing anything but enjoying your hobbies and exploring your mind through introspection if that's what you find enjoyable?

Socialization is fine if you genuinely enjoy it, but to do something simply because it's normal in our society or because your family wants you to do it is just to fall to peer pressure and betray your own personality.

>Mine are when someone replies congratulating me or praising me I keep thinking of that reply for hours. It feels really lovely when someone acknowledges my existence.

It pleases me to think something I nonchalantly said on an internet imageboard has an effect which remains on the forefront of a person's mind for hours at a time.

We can be mutually pleasing partners, OP, you and I. You are indeed quite awesome.

Your mother told it to you, so it must be true~

Does she say you are a handsome young anon as well?