/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13201087
>Sonru and daughteru watching Fourze
>Suddenly that scene with the high school bitch and her friends at the pool comes up
>Your first thought is of how much of a bitch the girl is
>Then you realize something to your surprise that makes you say aloud
>"I know that pool."
>"Where do you know it from, honey?"
>Asks your waifu,
>Looking at you like pic related
>You stutter about how you had seen one like it in France or something
>She drags you by the arm upstairs, telling you that the two of you "need to talk"
>The two of you stay in the bedroom for a good hour
>She wants to make sure you know who's the girl you should be masturbating to

>>12960895
You're fairly weird, mate.

>>12910601
I wanna try this again with my actual waifu.
>Same age
>Blue eyes
On black sclera, I'm assuming.
>Red hair
Sounds nice.
>E-Cup breasts
...Oh damn
>8/10 hips because lamias have no ass
OH DAMN
>Orphaned
Yes, she can live with me right away.
>Stoic
I would swear this girl is olev if I didn't fear things are about to go wrong.
>She's super smart
Which is kind of weird, considering she's orphaned, but I suppose it works
>Interested in Survivalism and Martial Arts
>And a black belt, no less.
I'm going to go with She Quan, because Snake Kung Fu.
>Taller by a head
>Slightly chubby
Cute
>Has a Tattoo of my name on her body
>Has a martyr complex
>Her fists and tail are her most deadly weapon
>She shows her insanity by Hiding in a corner in the fetal position, crying and asking for me.
I must marry her and protect her smile.

Would you let your Apophis waifu permanently change the both of you into children, only to do it again 10 years later after the two of you grow up again.
There will be /ss/ x loli involved