/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna be forced to inhale hot, tanuki breath and slurp up slimy, tanuki spit while we passionately cuddle.

>>37168833
Danukis never bet or gamble unless they know they're 100% going to win.

>>36002219
They're vertical and now you owe 1000 more tanuki bucks in consultation fees
>>36002226
Don't worry anon it's only a 2.5% daily interest increase I'm sure you can pay it off in installments

>>34129101
Tanuki milk
>+30% gold from all sources
>+15% magic find

>>29652776
>"Hey boya, need some money? I mean real cash, not that pittance they give ya for losing ya job"
>"Yeah ya do, how 'bout ya come to this address t'night and I can set ya up with a real good payin' gig~"
>Video is uploaded on Monsterhub titled "DESPERATE BOY NEEDS CASH. FUCKS MONSTERS III"
>Meanwhile anon is just trying to put together an Ikea coffee table, one that can expand to become bigger for guests while the tanuki is watching rom coms

Help dad took loan out from tanuki loan sharks and he ran away with the money and now they're saying I have to pay off the debt, how will I ever get that much gold to pay them back?

If I go into a tanuki run casino and somehow win big will they let me out or will they take me to the backroom for supposedly cheating?