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Any of the physically imposing ones would make good bodyguards, monsters like Arachne/Succubi/Demons would more than likely be more subversive and set traps or use magic over getting physical with whoever's assaulting you, unless we're talking about ManyEyedHydra's Nÿte, a Succubus who had no qualms over doing unspeakable things to some faggoty little neckbeard virgin who had the audacity to actually slap her. I mean shit, the only thing we know she did was come back out of the gloom covered in blood and ichor, with an eye hanging out of her hair.

Monsters like Oni, Hellhound, or Jinkos wouldn't even need to be hired hands either, or Wolfus for that matter because once you're their mate/husband, they're going to fuck up whoever they perceive as a threat. But honestly, my favorite bodyguard scenario has to be Baphomet, for hilarious underestimation potential.

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