/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Best 2hu coming through.

>>13606231
Somebody who understands! I also wish to be Satori. Her cute, pastel-colored outfit looks so comfy and frilly, I bet she feels very pretty even when she's just alone at home. And it would be great to be so petite and soft next to her big, strapping pets.

Touhou will always be.

Number one.

In my heart.

>>12809381
That's all the better for him.
If I cared about online popularity on an infamous imageboard that CNN describes as a hacker lair, I could probably spare a fuck.
Besides, being unknown means that nobody will bother annoying me or associating me to some writefag.

>>12263798
Ten little outsiders went out to dine at Hakurei Shrine.;
Lady Mima choked one and then there were nine.

Nine little outsiders sat up very late;
A youkai took one's breath and then there were eight.

Eight little outsiders travelling in Makai;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little outsiders chopping up sticks;
Rumia chopped one in halves and then there were six.

Six little outsiders playing with bugs;
Wriggle ate one and then there were five.

Five little outsiders going in for law;
One got sent to hell and then there were four.

Four little outsiders going out to sea;
A Watatsuki blew him to smithereens and then there were three.

Three little outsiders walking by the lake;
A ice fairy froze one and then there were two.

Two little outsiders sitting by the sunflowers;
One got turned into manure and then there was one.

One little outsider left all alone;
He went out and got himself married and then there were none.

I want to speak to Satori in the sexist language.