/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44884138
>Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

>>43559608
>anon are you arguing with people on the internet again?

>>40234847
poorly

>>39048253
>watch The Thing with a wurm
>"Anon shouldn't we go and help them?"
>"Honey it's a movie, they're just actors"
>"Actors are people too, anon."
>"No I mean the people on TV are just pretending. They're not in any actual danger"
>"Oh"

>Watch Aliens with a wurm
>"Anon shouldn't we go and help them?"
>"Firstly it's just a movie like The Thing, and secondly even if it wasn't a movie, they'd be on a space colony hundreds of light years away and we'd have no way to get to them"
>"Oh"

>>38524528
You also have a better option.

>I should congratulate you, by the way. I didn't actually think you'd make such a worthy opponent. Weren't you supposed to be brain damaged or something? yeah, brain damaged like a fox.

>>33729632
She would try but her claws would be too big for the keyboard.

>>22380699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1OsApDSIw
Nothing beats a passionate song bursting around the room when she's crushing my pelvis, the bed under my pelvis, and the floor under the bed.

Wurmthousand years ago is the longest period of time that Wurmcorded history goes back.

>>20570506
That's certainly one advantage of the less refined species.

>You're unlucky to have met me. Don't think you can go back easily.

>>20018905
No, Wurm is best bodyguard.

>>19977864

>You're unlucky to have met me. Don't think you can go back easily.

>>19548977
Silly anon, that's not a wurm.

>>19322344
>particularly confused wurm
I don't think she'd be that confused at all.
As far as she's concerned it's just a natural consequence of her being the Strongest.

>>18968069
>swings her axe against a rock
>it does considerably less damage than if she just rammed into it like usual
>”Awww. This thing’s weak!”
>tosses it away, nonchalantly breaking the spell
>”Oh well. Time to find hubby!”

Remember, you don't have to run faster than the wurm, just faster than the guy besides you.

>>18605145
>Snake
But that's a doragon.

>be human girl living on farm in "cradle"

>have a man who loves you and means the world to you

>suddenly wurm

>try to rush her with a pitchfork but she just bowls you over

>watch helplessly as she coils around your man and fucks his brains out

>>16211845
You say cute but it comes across as anything but, it just makes them look like retards.

They're not even rapetrains 99% of the time, they're more interested in cookies, bellyrubs and other garbage.

>>15952340
>Anon goes into a dark deep dungeon
>finds this at the end
>Poor anon was never seen again

good luck anon, dont die too quick during the mating press!

But are you a bad enough dude to beat Nova, The Wurm Rocket?

>>15302226
Fap to all kinds of dragons of course.

Come to think of it, there's disappointingly little Wurm lewds.