/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37022765
That's how the tanukis win.

>"Ugly" bitch tanuki threatens to raise the taxes in anon's village by 100%
>Up to anon to "convince" her that the tax rate is way too high and to show mercy
>Humors him by letting him talk a bit while leading him into her private bedroom
>Then makes him a deal
>For every time he creampies her she'll drop 1% off the village's taxes, for every time he makes her cum she'll drop it by 2% and if he knocks her up it'll drop by 50% for every kid
>Month later it's announced that the village won't have to pay taxes thanks to anon shrewd business sense
>Even got a job at her manor as a personal assistant
>On the side note lady tanuki is expecting twins but no word of who the father is yet

>>32674838
What do they want? For me to put my own legs in there? For me to put my head in there? What is it?

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