/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why hasn't Marisa become a magician youkai?

Once, there was a traveler crouching in pain by the roadside. A man who was walking by sat next to the traveler before he could ask for help. The man lectured the traveler at length about having a healthy lifestyle in order to avoid sickness. Satisfied with his speech the man stood up and left. His name was the United Mankind.

Next, a very beautiful woman approached the traveler with an inquisitive look on her face. The traveler said, "Well, don't just stand there, help me." The woman replied, "Do you want me to help you?" She then discussed at length the situation with the traveler until she fully understood the problem. And then she nodded and left. Shortly after, the woman brought all the doctors, nurses, and staff of the closest hospitals with her. Her name was the Humankind Empire Abh.

Touhous who cannot have children:

Miyako Yoshika

>>11835535
Here's some stuff you need to know and should google:

everyone loves danny choo
hatsune miku is a goddess
touhou is just like my little p***
favorite anime and manga include shingeki no kyojin, kill la kill, ttgl, steins gate, madoka magica

good luck op

>>11704023
Goodnight.

Together, or not together.

These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

>>11623408

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

>>10987982
Am i late?

Maybe it's a dream.

Maybe nothing else is real.

So it begins.

>>10755809
no.

Between a red dress and a blue dress, which would suit someone with snow white hair the best?

>>10607224
The betreyal. How could you?

Some of the Minbari believe he'll come back some day, but I never saw him again in my lifetime.

future of dog

I need a price check... on bitches.

I lost the Kaiji image.

Drive is not a good movie.

That being said, most of /jp/ loves it for some inexplicable reason. The protagonist is borderline autistic, every scene is dominated by extreme stretches of absolutely nothing happening, and the initial premise doesn't go anywhere.

The movie has a great cast, and the last 12 minutes are pretty cool. That's about it.

So I'm walking home today and some fucker bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about Aya being the best Touhou. I tried to stay calm and explain to him that Satori was actually the best Touhou, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'bestiality' and I fucking lost it. Punched him right in his Aya-loving face. I hate Aya so fucking much.