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Funny how maid and mate almost sound the same.

who asked

>>43507896
Somewhere beyond the Portals there is a village of sweet innocent Kikis practicing their baking, their brewing, and schlicking themselves to sleep at night under crisp ironed linen sheets.
>Portals Now!

>>43455177
I was made for maids.

>>42092130
Kiki bread is tastiest bread.

>>41097004
Please only do wholesome, holy things with your kiki. None of that handholding or headpatting devilry.

>>39925030
Mr Rogers would totally be into Kiki, not for Lewd of course.

>>38944339
>not pampering his pregnant waife
Gotta be more discreet about it, a kikomora doing nothing could feel useless. I'd clean up my mess more often and ask for simple easy to prepare meals, make her feel like everything is as usual but still reduce the workload without her knowing.

>>38705777
Kikis to finish it up

>>38581945
They are cool cucumbers

>>38176959
>as the assembled troops watched in shocked awe, a mighty wave of DL mana washed over the breifing room
>their Commander and a large number of their most monster-hating pilots transformed instantly into Alps
>the less aware pilots who couldn't scramble out of the way in time were grabbed and rape-marriaged into partnerships with horny Alps who moments before had been their squad-leaders and heroes
>most never recovered from that mental shock of being Amazon-pressed by a horny succubus body still wearing the hastily torn remnants of their squad-mates' uniform
>the older wiser NCOs at the back of the room managed to slip quietly out the emergency exits
>the grizzled Sergeant-Major gathered the little band of survivors together in a darkened hallway on Deck 5, speaking quietly to avoid being hunted:
>"well, lads, that's it. We lost. Now, there are 2 options, go back in there and end up trapped fucking some faggot Alp for all eternity, or we surrender to actual monsters, but at least they're real girls..."
>the other troops waited nervously for his orders
>"...as for me, I'm a bit of a stickler for polished badges and such, I guess I'm going to let some Assault-Kiki whack me with her frypan, then cook me some eggs and bacon in it, the rest of you make your own choices and ... Good luck, boyos."
> /end tg-shit

>>38090564
I don't know, I personally just don't like sexy submissive maids, especially on monster girls that don't make sense. Shogs and kikis I tolerate though.

>>37825043
>be Anon
>pick up a kitchen chair and place it in front of the Kiki
>sit
>"continue"
>Kiki is confused, overwhelming embarrassment but Master has given an order
>watch for about an hour, say nothing
>"you may clean up that puddle now"
>leave, act as if nothing ever happened

>>37224876
Fried as hash browns with the rest of breakfast

>>35030575
What is she saying, I can't read slav runes.

>>33754000
Regarding the kiki, is she a bird or a wolf or both? I know she is cute but I can't make sense of her species.

>>29079226
She will be sweet about it, offering her maid services, cooking and cleaning for you, holding your hand. But it's just a part of her plan to get in your bed and make you fall in love with her.