/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10506878

Yeah u like dat?

maybe i can suck ur dick after n i go slurp slurp slurp slrup int othe mic lol

>>9610408

They go into a trance and a summoning circle appears over their penis and swallows it. It's like a dick-portal.

My floor is covered with dirty clothing, water bottles (not pissed in) and an unbelievable amount of cummy/bloody/snotty tissues that I just toss on the floor. Seriously, you have no idea. My trash can has runneth over, and I don't really give a shit. I don't clean it up until my chair starts having a hard time moving because the wheels get gummed up with tissues. A few weeks ago when I was drunk I kind of fell out of my chair and was just laying in a giant pile of cum-crusted tissues for a few minutes while I thought about stuff. I could probably just shoot my cum to my right and have it land on a bed of tissues no matter where I hit it. There's at least 6 or 7 toilet paper rolls worth of TP in here, not including my trash. Sometimes I like to smell the tp I came in the night before, since I like how my cum smells.

Do you guys ever hold ur peepee or poopoo in, so when you let it out, it feels sooooooo good~?

Hey faggodorks,

I'm wondering how clean you NEETs are. Some of you are clean (to the point of being a homo) but I find the nastiest, most unwashed of you the most interesting.

So, how often do you:

-Bathe
-Brush your teeth
-Shave
-Cut your hair
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
-Change your bedding

For me:

-Bathe
Twice a week or less, unless I have to go somewhere
-Brush your teeth
Every other day, or every two days
-Shave
About 3 times a year
-Cut your hair
About 4 times a year
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Whenever I'm pooping and notice they're long
-Change your bedding
When it becomes so greasy and nasty feeling I can't stand it (Usually about a year)

Marisa irty socks... 30 seconds rule...

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