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Lately I’ve been worried, after learning much about Nene’s upcoming outfit redesign, on whether there still is a vtuber or any other character in general that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene now? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Suzumomo Nene. I'm not talking about Super Nenechi Pro either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Perfect Nenechi with God Steam (with the Ringfit Adventure) and sponsored by Akukin-Kensetsu, after eating gyoza for lunch. I’m also not talking about Nenemax 300k subs vtuber (which is capable of speaking Japanese, English and Spanish), her two wives Ina and Lamy and a third random tall guy clicking his tongue at her as he passes by. I'm definitely NOT talking about NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG with 4 parallel universe wives (Ina, Lamy, Matsuri, Okayu), equipped with sexy bikini while paying her employees 4 billion yen per hour after having become the CEO of Neneproduction, capable of glitching Craftopia bosses to only target her and pranking Flare in Minecraft, and having eaten Haachama's gyoza, tasted Botan’s chicken, and survived drinking one of Lamy’s shots. I'm talking about Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi, with 5 Hololive auditions, 43 wives, 372k husbands, neverending IQ (π), Perfect Japanglish, and Spanish, and Portuguese, running on a 3080x Asacoco Antenna and wearing the new ultra rare 5-Star Isekai Princess skin, cofounder of world-famous Polka Hologram Circus, with infinite source of water and surprising gaming skills while able to sing La Lion and set herself on fire in Craftopia after having become the eternal CEO of Nenepro who punches and kicks every employee, after having disconnected while singing Connect with Kiara, as well as having her name flipped into ƎИƎИ and turned into a 3D cardboard decoy, unlocked the power of God from absorbing Matsuri’s snot on her body while wearing a sexy bikini and having eaten Haachama's tarantula-spicy-noodles while convincing Ame to trast her and having mastered singing Shiny Smiley Story in 11 different languages at the same time, right after marathoning iCarly and VICTORIOUS twice in a row??

>>32763659

>>32759989
(You) are correct!

>>32752353
patrician

>>32736128
Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi

>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべｒ, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Punched people's cats in Minecraft
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИМI" from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears
>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else
>won all Among Us games by pure luck
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan

You're welcome, Aki-senpai.

>Freshly cleaned desk and surroundings
>New fast browser to watch chuubas with little to no interference
>Pizza, snacks, Pepsi, flavored carbonated water and regular water
>Calli's 12 hour stream via picture-in-picture with CEO in the background while working on writing in word processor
Who else comfy in here on this blessed night in spite of the curse of the 25th?

Dear Yukimin, I'm expecting you to bring in your official letters of gratitude for today's shots to NenePro tomorrow. Make sure it fits in the mail slot though, no door to bring it in if it's larger than that.

>>32660265
it was at 80k at the start but it raised to 93k thanks to nenechi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM2QE9k85K0

You're welcome.

I would like us to take a moment to appreciate that Nene exists.

aloe was an inside job

>>32620297

FIXED AND UPDATED OFFICIAL /hlgg/ SINGING TIER LIST

>S TIER
Azki

>A TIER
Sora, Gura, Moona, Risu, Kanata (start of career), Suisei, Towa

>B TIER
Mori, Aqua, Matsuri, Kanata (half-deaf), Watame, Okayu, Aki, Mio, Ayame, Nene

>C TIER
Ina, Kiara, Subaru, Korone, Marine, Rushia, FBK (in character), Miko, Mel, Lamy, Flare, Roboco, Shion

>D TIER
Luna, Haachama, Coco, Choco

>POWERGAP

>CHOCO TIER
Noel, Ame

>>32504983
Based CEO leaking personal information like it's nothing.

>>32502485
Lately I’ve been worried, after learning much about Nene’s upcoming outfit redesign, on whether there still is a vtuber or any other character in general that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene now? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Suzumomo Nene. I'm not talking about Super Nenechi Pro either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Perfect Nenechi with God Steam (with the Ringfit Adventure) and sponsored by Akukin-Kensetsu, after eating gyoza for lunch. I’m also not talking about Nenemax 300k subs vtuber (which is capable of speaking Japanese, English and Spanish), her two wives Ina and Lamy and a third random tall guy clicking his tongue at her as he passes by. I'm definitely NOT talking about NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG with 4 parallel universe wives (Ina, Lamy, Matsuri, Okayu), equipped with sexy bikini while paying her employees 4 billion yen per hour after having become the CEO of Neneproduction, capable of glitching Craftopia bosses to only target her and pranking Flare in Minecraft, and having eaten Haachama's gyoza, tasted Botan’s chicken, and survived drinking one of Lamy’s shots. I'm talking about Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi, with 5 Hololive auditions, 43 wives, 372k husbands, neverending IQ (π), Perfect Japanglish, and Spanish, and Portuguese, running on a 3080x Asacoco Antenna and wearing the new ultra rare 5-Star Isekai Princess skin, cofounder of world-famous Polka Hologram Circus, with infinite source of water and surprising gaming skills while able to sing La Lion and set herself on fire in Craftopia after having become the eternal CEO of Nenepro who punches and kicks every employee, after having disconnected while singing Connect with Kiara, as well as having her name flipped into ƎИƎИ and turned into a 3D cardboard decoy, unlocked the power of God from absorbing Matsuri’s snot on her body while wearing a sexy bikini and having eaten Haachama's tarantula-spicy-noodles while convincing Ame to trast her and having mastered singing Shiny Smiley Story in 11 different languages at the same time, right after marathoning iCarly and VICTORIOUS twice in a row??

I'm enjoying the increase of short meme clips and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

>>32462572
Lately I’ve been worried, after learning much about Nene’s upcoming outfit redesign, on whether there still is a vtuber or any other character in general that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene now? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Suzumomo Nene. I'm not talking about Super Nenechi Pro either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Perfect Nenechi with God Steam (with the Ringfit Adventure) and sponsored by Akukin-Kensetsu, after eating gyoza for lunch. I’m also not talking about Nenemax 300k subs vtuber (which is capable of speaking Japanese, English and Spanish), her two wives Ina and Lamy and a third random tall guy clicking his tongue at her as he passes by. I'm definitely NOT talking about NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG with 4 parallel universe wives (Ina, Lamy, Matsuri, Okayu), equipped with sexy bikini while paying her employees 4 billion yen per hour after having become the CEO of Neneproduction, capable of glitching Craftopia bosses to only target her and pranking Flare in Minecraft, and having eaten Haachama's gyoza, tasted Botan’s chicken, and survived drinking one of Lamy’s shots. I'm talking about Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi, with 5 Hololive auditions, 43 wives, 372k husbands, neverending IQ (π), Perfect Japanglish, and Spanish, and Portuguese, running on a 3080x Asacoco Antenna and wearing the new ultra rare 5-Star Isekai Princess skin, cofounder of world-famous Polka Hologram Circus, with infinite source of water and surprising gaming skills while able to sing La Lion and set herself on fire in Craftopia after having become the eternal CEO of Nenepro who punches and kicks every employee, after having disconnected while singing Connect with Kiara, as well as having her name flipped into ƎИƎИ and turned into a 3D cardboard decoy, unlocked the power of God from absorbing Matsuri’s snot on her body while wearing a sexy bikini and having eaten Haachama's tarantula-spicy-noodles while convincing Ame to trast her and having mastered singing Shiny Smiley Story in 11 different languages at the same time, right after marathoning iCarly and VICTORIOUS twice in a row??

>Flare is roasting Polka and calling her a nouveau riche for her tasteless golden block house
>the reason it's a golden block house in the first place is because Nene saw the "sparkly house" sign with nothing but a plank square on the lot and decided to give Polka some sparkle to fit the name and replaced the base with gold blocks, looked at it and said "man this looks tasteless" before leaving
You're welcome, 成金 Omarun.

>>32383269
Ab-fucking-solutely.

>>32374530
Gen 5 is the best gen by far and Gura is the absolute worst talent in Hololive so this doesn't mean much except the lowest common denominator is attracted to shit. Congrats on being one of the many, many shit taste plebs in the world, now go watch your Gigguk videos

>>32367961
>>32368001
the face of hololive

>>32366428
A toast for our CEO